What's up, star freaks? Your fave auto-novices are back to talk about everyone's favorite twins, the geminis. No guest this week, but in a way, Castor and Pollux (the mythological gemini twins) are our guest. So please, be our guest and learn yourself some star stuff.

What's up, star freaks? Mercury is in apparent retrograde motion, so if your phone starts acting like a dingus, push through it so you can hear this episode with Seattle's premiere comedy astrologer, Val St. Clair. They come up with another mnemonic device to memorize the signs in order after they tell Brent and Tyler about the eclipse, astrology school, and their favorite astrology apps.

Bonk Boy, first chair, and Virgo Nick Costanza from the Reactivaders podcast joins the podcast to learn what makes someone a Taurus. He also comes up with his own mnemonic device for the Zodiac calendar.

What's up, star freaks? On the latest Stario Chart, Tyler "The Baby" Schnupp and Brent "The Big Smooth" Flyberg actually learn something for once in their damn lives. Next time you hear someone say "Mercury is in retrograde" slap those words right out of their mouth and tell them that Mercury is not "in retrograde," it's in apparent retrograde motion, you dang dingus.

What's up, star freaks? Tyler and Brent have news about a new podcast and the Stario Chart schedule, but also we make time to check in with the Stars. Reminder, the podcast is not about video games, but Tyler did see Sonic 2.

What's up, star freaks? Tyler and Brent are back and the pod is different now. Video games? Those are for dweebs. This pod is now hard astro. We're talking star stuff. On the first new Stario Chart, we try to memorize the signs in order, assess some memes, and drink beers because we're now the Modelo of Astrology podcasts.

What's up, star freaks? Your favorite freakin' star boys are here to talk to ventriloquist and funny friend Lindsay Meyers about Baby Tyler's big move, 101 Dalmatians video game and we make a birth chart for another Yoshi.

What's up, star freaks? The podmos bois are joined by writer and comedian Charlie Mihelich to talk about psychics, assess some memes, and work together on a birth chart for Barrett from Final Fantasy 7.

What's up, star freaks? Comedian, and writer Alex Bigelow joins the podmos boys to assess some astrology memes, wear a a hat, and talk about everyone's favorite missing-pizza-slice head, Pacman.