Another's dad is an alcoholic, drug addicted white collar thief who

stole millions from investors before turning to more violent crime.

The

last member of this superstar trio has a dad who served time in the

penitentiary for forging an employer's check from $3 to $8, leading the

boy to what some deemed an "unnatural" relationship with his mother.

There are two sister acts in show biz whose parents pushed them out on

the circuit very early and who struggled well into adulthood to free

themselves from filial suffocation. Their manager parents pimped them

out to fame and fortune by sexualizing them and pocketing the money.

Honesty about a gal's swinging both ways and her unbridled passion for a lusty, big life, makes Angelina Jolie the sexiest woman on the planet!Katherine Hepburn sends her lady love packing and concocts "The Greatest Romance in Hollywood History" with a married father, the bisexual, hopeless alcoholic Spencer Tracy, making her the Queen of Denial. Not sexy!

While F. Scott Fitzgerald searches the Louvre with Hemingway for Greek statues that can prove his manhood is up to snuff!!

Paris Hilton's drunken antics on the set of her new movie, lands her a drunken photo shoot for the paparazzi and some jail time.Cher's son Elijah Blue, feels the burn of Paris' skank-o-meter after a steamy encounter. In fear of contracting VD, he douses himself with a cool, refreshing splash of Bathroom Cleaner!!Skank-tastic!!!

Pam Anderson claims that vegetarians have the best orgasms. Her mother claims that she can't believe Pam's taste in men, like Tommy Lee and Kid Rock!Gandhi, the sexy ladies' man, goes celibate. He denies his wife her carnal rights as a lover to preserve his seed in a sacred Hindu practice, freeing India from British rule!Both veggie lovers agree that real ecstasy is in treating

animals well and not eating them!!

The two sexiest men in the history of Hollywood, Brad Pitt, and Rudolph Valentino, were married to the most beautiful lesbians ever seen in Tinsel Town. Everyone snickered that they were "Pussy Whipped", but the two sexy hunks seemed quite content with their lesbo lovers.Romp with them through their sexy adventures in The Garden of Alla, the notorious lesbian den of pleasure in the silent film era.

All hail Madonna the ubermensch!

For years Madonna has continued to reinvent herself, borrowing style and

flare from Hollywood and history's femme fetale icons, Marilyn Monroe

and Marlene Dietrich.

Her impersonations are as impeccable as her British accent!

Join the Starr Sisters of Malibu for this week's salacious episode,

"Madonna: The World's Greatest Female Impersonator"

Celebutante Paris Hilton gets down and dirty with history's Pamela Churchill. Let's dish about these two "working" girls and see how they hold up to one another.Pamela Churchill serves her country as ambassador to France after a flirtation with President Clinton and Paris Hilton's sexploits on video serve as a publicity stunt to becoming a household brand!

Let's dish about Mel Gibson's recent DUI arrest in Malibu! His outbursts were outrageous. We've got all the insider information. You wouldn't believe what he had to say!?!?