Starting 5

Starting 5

By Dillon JeffreyComedy
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Starting 5 episodes

  • Ep 13 - Killer Handles

    No Tax Cody returns in the lads' most impressive feat to date: making a serial killers draft funny. Jalen Hudson drops by to make sure the jokes stay in bounds. The boys discover a strong correlation between being short and turning into a serial killer.

    37 min
  • Ep 12 - Dillon (Greater Than or Equal to) Dylan

    Pucks on net, boys. The Teabrothers (Josh and Dylan Teabo) learn us a thing or two about the red light district, ankle-high rocket sauce from the blue line, clappies from the hashies, and all the other slang I learned from Letterkenny in a current NHL players draft that does not go as expected. Edited by Dylan Teabo.

    38 min
  • Ep 11 - Just Listen to Captain Beefheart

    The Talkin' Sauce brothers (Dylan and Josh Teabo) swing by to expand the brand and remind everyone to listen to Captain Beefheart on Spotify. The topic is dead musicians, and if you've seen that Chappelle Show skit, you're already a step ahead. Edited by Dylan Teabo.

    32 min
  • Mid Season Awards

    Dillon and Cody dive deep into the heart of Starting 5 to hand out awards for All-Starting-5 First Team, Defensive Player of the Year, Best Trash Talker, Dunk Contest Champ,  Most Likely to Recreate the Malice at the Palace, and way more. Tune in if you wanna know how your favorite players have faired in the regular season.

    1 hr 27 min
  • Ep 9 - Electorally Gifted

    The POTUS episode. Vinny Sciascia comes to town to debate whether Abe Lincoln could comprehend the game of basketball, if JFK has the stamina to go four quarters, and the legality of Tricky Dick poisoning the Gatorade at halftime. Fan favorite, Cody, returns to bring some much-needed wisdom. Don't sleep on Barry O.

    37 min
  • Ep 8 - Just Wookie Noises

    There's no good way to type out Wookie noises, so just imagine them blaring triumphantly as Isaac and No Tax Cody renew their rivalry over an original trilogy Star Wars draft.

    39 min
  • Ep 7 - Protagonist Guard

    Isaac returns to defend his honor with a Harry Potter draft while Cody moderates. The boys flip through the NBA rulebook to see if there's any specific legislation against spells.

    39 min
  • Ep 5 - Man Wraith

    The cross-pollination begins as podcast expert Jacob Ennis (of Talkin' Sauce fame) swings by to piss off the Lord of the Rings diehards, while the man of many names and even more talents, Darius Pettiford, moderates. Edited by Darius, so blame him if anything goes wrong. 

    22 min

About Starting 5

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A former sports journalist challenges his friends to draft functional basketball teams from varied topics, then the teams go head to head. Logic occasionally defeats volume.