State Your Case

Special guest Sean Jordan of All Fantasy Everything (https://headgum.com/all-fantasy-everything) joins us to talk about nightmare jack-in-the-boxes, snowball fights, the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally, and CHISLIC.

Joe joins Sam to find out whether or not America 2.0 even DESERVES Hawaii after all the shit we put it through.

Katie of The Lunchroom Poll podcast (check it out at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/lunchroom-poll/id1099136404?mt=2 ) joins us to talk about the largest ball of twine in the world, small versions of huge things, and a horrific troll that lives under a storm grate.

Devon from The Streamer's Guide To The Galaxy ta̸l̸k̵s̸ t̶o̷ ̶ us a̴͕̔̒̕b̴͕̗̐̾ö̶̥̜̯́̀͌͝ú̸͔͈̘͒ṱ̵̑ Ǹ̵͓̩̰̈́̊͐͛̚e̷̯̙͔̤̫̝̬͑̚͝v̵̫̥̬̩͈̬͖́͜á̸̢̡̢͇̜̠̻̌͒͋̇͜ͅḑ̶̞̰̪͉̟͈̀̽̋͐â̶̡̬͊̃͒͊͝á̵̡̨̺̪̤͚̝͔̦̓à̶̢̛͕̫͖͔̉̿̓́̂͐͆a̵̮͖̻̳̲̟̤̰͆͝͠ą̸͖̖̯͎̮́͑̓͆ą̵̛̰͔͚͈̝̖̏a̷̫̬̔̃͑̒̑͝ä̵̢̡̛͙͈̘̖̬͔́̌̂̌̌̇a̷͇̍́͗̏̈́͗.̶̹̟̯̪͌͋́̃̽͑̑̒̈́.̵̢̧͕͉̹̙͌̂̈́̚.̵̛̙͎̝̪̫̖̺͔͛͊̍̍͆̐͠.̷̦̲͚͉̗̝̓͆̑̅̑͐̈͜͝.̸͉̅̾͑̃͜͝.̶̧̤͇̙͇͆̍͂͠͠.̶̠̱̋ͅ.̵̛͍͖͙͔͗̋̎͐̚͠.̴̮̖̙̗̂̍̉̾̃.̸̮̅̒̈́̈̕͠.̴̞̼̦͐̀̾ C L O W N  M O T E L

This week, Sam plays Lester Holt as Michiganders Ari and Ned argue over the inclusion of the Wolverine state into the union.

yes we talk about faygo

Colin and Graham join Sam to discuss their home state of Maryland, and whether or not Old Bay seasoning is enough to balance out all the toxic lax bros from the state!

This week, Cathy joins us to talk about Montana, the home of a guy that built a resort because he read a book, the only known cryptid body, and just some delicious huckleberries.

IT'S A SCAVENGERS NETWORK TAKEOVER! Colin (of Journey Under 30, The Bad Pen Pal, and countless other podcasts) takes over State Your Case with help from Academy Outcasts's Morgan, Jordan and Lindsey Reed of Spooky Spouses, and other special guests as they decide on a few key state capitals!

I'M WAAAAAALLLKIN HEEEEEEAHHH.*

*translated from New York-ese: Jon joins us this week to debate the merits of the Empire State, and to tell us about the horrific things in your drinking water!

Alex joins us to talk about Maine, the birthplace of Stephen King, the lobster roll, and countless demons and horrors that will sneak into your bed and steal your eyeballs while you sleep. Have fun!