Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC Show

Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC Show

By Eric Weilminster, Matthew Davey, Kevin GempSportsSoccer
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Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC Show episodes

  • Ruthless in Europe: Five Goals, Five Scorers, Saliba’s 100th, Odegaard’s Magic, Gabby’s Celebration, and a Classic Spurs Joke

    Arsenal fans, this episode of Stateside Gooners is packed with everything you love about the beautiful game and our beloved Gunners! Eric and Matt cover Arsenal’s electrifying 5-1 win over Sporting in the Champions League, a match that showcased the team’s ruthless efficiency with five goals from five different scorers. They celebrate Saliba’s 100th appearance in an Arsenal shirt, analyze Odegaard’s extraordinary influence on the team’s fluidity, and unpack Gabby’s goal celebration that had fans and pundits buzzing.


    But it’s not all match analysis—there’s also plenty of humor to keep the spirits high, including a classic Spurs joke that hits the perfect punchline for any Arsenal supporter.


    The guys also provide a thoughtful look ahead to Arsenal’s Premier League showdown with West Ham, sharing tactical insights and predictions for how the Gunners can keep their winning momentum alive.


    Finally, they dig into the ongoing search for Arsenal’s new sporting director, weighing the credentials of top candidates like Luis Campos and Michael Edwards, and discussing what it will take to lead the club to its next level of success.


    Whether you’re here for the laughs, the analysis, or the optimism, this episode has it all. Come join the Stateside Gooner family!

    44 min
  • Finding the Forest Through the Worldies: Odegaard Orchestrates, Saka Stuns, and Arsenal’s Revival on an Optimistic Road from the Emirates to Europe

    In this episode of Stateside Gooners, Eric and Matt break down Arsenal’s dominant victory over Nottingham Forest, featuring stellar performances from Saka, Odegaard, and the record-breaking Ethan Nwaneri.


    The duo dives into Arteta’s tactical adjustments, including a surprising rotation strategy, and explores the midfield interplay that brought back Arsenal’s fluidity.


    Plus, a look ahead to the upcoming clash with Sporting, insights on title-race optimism, and a few choice spud jokes to keep the mood lively.


    Whether you're here for the analysis or the banter, this episode has it all!

    32 min
  • Arsenal Women Dominate, Men Battle Forest, While Spuds Waste Cash and Kane Gets Pigeoned

    In this saucy episode of Stateside Gooners, Eric and Matt celebrate the Arsenal Women’s dazzling form under interim coach Renee Slegers. After a stunning North London Derby win and sharp tactical improvements, the squad looks revitalized and unstoppable. Meanwhile, the men prepare for their clash against Nottingham Forest, and the lads break down the lineup dilemmas, injury updates, and the threat Forest poses to Arsenal’s plans to climb the table.

    Of course, it wouldn’t be Stateside Gooners without some Spuds banter! Tottenham hits new heights of hilarity with their £500k “blink-and-you’ll-miss-it” logo tweak, proving once again that no one wastes money quite like them. Oh, and Harry Kane’s new statue? Let’s just say the pigeons of North London are very, very grateful.

    Join us for deep analysis, sharp humor, and enough Tottenham shade to fill the Emirates. Don’t miss out!

    32 min
  • Arsenal Women's Derby Delight, ESR’s Fresh Start, & Three Quick Things

    In this episode of Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC Show, Eric and Matt explore the Arsenal Women’s stunning resurgence under interim coach Renee Slegers. From their triumphant North London Derby win to tactical shifts bringing ruthlessness and clarity, the duo unpacks how this change is revitalizing the squad. They also tackle the burning question of Emile Smith Rowe’s departure, reflecting on his newfound success at Fulham, and dive into the chaotic world of refereeing controversies with the PGMOL. This episode is a must-listen for Gooners craving analysis, humor, and a fair share of Tottenham banter.

  • Ranking Potential Managers for Arsenal Women
  • The list ranks candidates based on experience, titles, fit for Arsenal, and likelihood of being available or accepting the role.

    1. Casey Stoney

      • Background: Ex-England international; led Manchester United to WSL success and managed San Diego Wave in the NWSL.
      • Strengths: Defensive organization, WSL experience, and a strong coaching track record.
      • Fit for Arsenal: Provides stability and expertise, key for competitive growth.
      • Reason for Ranking: High availability and proven success make her the top choice.
      • Tony Gustavsson

        • Background: Managed Australia Women’s National Team; extensive coaching in Sweden and the U.S.
        • Strengths: Tactical adaptability and success in high-pressure games.
        • Fit for Arsenal: Brings international experience and strategic versatility.
        • Reason for Ranking: Exceptional credentials, though availability remains uncertain.
        • Laura Harvey

          • Background: Former Arsenal manager with domestic success; coached OL Reign and U.S. U20s.
          • Strengths: Familiarity with Arsenal’s culture and strong leadership skills.
          • Fit for Arsenal: A natural fit given her past success with the club.
          • Reason for Ranking: An ideal candidate if willing to return to Arsenal.
          • Mak Lind

            • Background: Manager of BK Häcken; competitive in Champions League with innovative tactics.
            • Strengths: Structured, attacking style; success in European competitions.
            • Fit for Arsenal: Aligns with Arsenal’s tactical ambitions, though WSL is new territory.
            • Reason for Ranking: Strong tactical vision makes him a high-ranking choice.
            • Renee Slegers

              • Background: Interim Arsenal head coach; managed Rosengard to Damallsvenskan titles.
              • Strengths: Continuity, player familiarity, and tactical expertise.
              • Fit for Arsenal: A logical internal candidate for sustained growth.
              • Reason for Ranking: Offers stability while external options are considered.
              • Kelly Smith

                • Background: Arsenal legend; assistant coach with playing experience in the U.S. and England.
                • Strengths: Inspirational figure and deep club connection.
                • Fit for Arsenal: Motivational leadership, though lacks senior managerial experience.
                • Reason for Ranking: Ideal for morale, but limited experience lowers rank.
                • Mark Parsons

                  • Background: Former Washington Spirit and Netherlands coach.
                  • Strengths: Focus on player development and diverse coaching experience.
                  • Fit for Arsenal: Offers fresh ideas but recent results have been mixed.
                  • Reason for Ranking: Capable, but recent performance diminishes appeal.
                  • Phil Neville

                    • Background: Ex-England Women’s coach; currently at Portland Timbers.
                    • Strengths: High-profile leadership and familiarity with key Arsenal players.
                    • Fit for Arsenal: Divisive record could polarize fans.
                    • Reason for Ranking: A polarizing but available option.
                    • 27 min
                    • High Stakes & Holy Spirits: Arsenal’s Path Through Chelsea & Forest

                      In this episode of Stateside Gooners, Eric and Matt break down Arsenal's gritty performance in a draw against Chelsea at Stamford Bridge, covering everything from defensive grit to missed opportunities. They analyze the tactical shifts, VAR calls, and standout players that defined this game.

                      Then turn to a preview of Arsenal’s clash with a reinvigorated Nottingham Forest led by Nuno Espirito Santo—“Squire of the Holy Spirit.” With Forest’s surprising defensive form under Nuno, they explore player matchups, lineup predictions, and Arsenal's key strategies to secure points on the road. 

                      Wrapping up with Three Quick Things, they play “Who’s Older?” for a fun look at Arsenal’s squad, pity a different Inter, and get a good laugh at a rivals expense.

                      43 min
                    • Milan Memories, Chelsea Challenge, Rosicky Reminders and Campos Contingency

                      In this episode, we recap a difficult night in Milan, reflecting on Arsenal's tough loss against Inter and the path to recover. 

                      The squad heads to Chelsea on Sunday looking to avoid a “Cold” reception at Stamford Bridge. 

                      This episode dives into Arsenal’s ups and downs and what they must overcome to regain momentum. 

                      Three Quick Things cover Matt enquires about Chelsea’s sponsor-less kits, Eric shares why Tomas Rosicky remains his most beloved Gunner, and we explore how Luis Campos, with his storied experience in Ligue 1, could bring a fresh approach as Arsenal's Sporting Director. 

                      With challenging games and big decisions ahead, don’t miss out on this packed session of insights, analysis, a dose of Arsenal spirit, and future possibilities.

                      49 min
                    • Blanks & Breakdowns: Arsenal Fizzles at St. James, Edu Jumps Ship, and Inter Looms

                      After a disappointing loss to Newcastle, Arsenal’s path seems anything but certain. With Edu departing his Sporting Director role and Inter Milan on the horizon, the Gunners are at a pivotal moment. 

                      In this episode of Stateside Gooners, we analyze tactical gaps exposed at St. James' — but it’s the upcoming showdown with Inter, Serie A’s reigning champions, that has our full attention. 

                      Can Arsenal rise to the challenge against a potent Italian offense in front of a hostile Milan crowd? 

                      Plus, the Arsenal Women’s squad finds itself in a bittersweet draw despite dominating against United. Will this week bring redemption or more frustration? 

                      Join us for all this, plus our Three Quick Things: 115 reasons to ’stay humble,’ another knee surgery, and acknowledgment that monumentally bad ideas can come from anywhere.

                      56 min
                    • Battle of the Invincibles & Cup Glory Over Preston. Next Stop: Geordie Territory

                      In this episode of Stateside Gooners, we celebrate a decisive 3-0 victory over Preston North End, reviving memories of two historic "Invincibles" seasons. We dive into the details of how Arsenal held firm on the pitch to keep their Carabao Cup campaign alive. 


                      Then, the Gunners gear up for a journey to St. James’ Park, where Newcastle’s squad stands ready to defend their fortress, including their potential continued use of the ‘dark arts.’ With squad rotations, and some key players returning from injury, we debate Arsenal’s best approach to handling the Toon Army.


                      Plus, in “Three Quick Things,” we discuss the latest in daylight savings shenanigans, a remarkable World Series record, and offer shout outs to unexpected EPL goal-scorers who have been lighting up the scoreboard.


                      Give it a listen, and don’t forget to share with fellow Gooners!

                      27 min
                    • Reds in the Rearview & Cup Calls Ahead: Arsenal's Next Moves

                      In this episode of Stateside Gooners, we dissect the gut-punch of a draw against Liverpool. Arsenal went ahead not once but twice, only to let it slip eight minutes from time. Was it Liverpool’s prowess or just a weakened Arsenal lineup? We break it down.

                      Plus, who exactly is Preston North End? If you’re scratching your head, don’t worry—we’ve got the essentials to prep you for the Carabao Cup clash.

                      We’re also sharing two Arsenal origin stories, cracking a classic #SpudsJoke (you’ll love it), and leaving you with three quick things... or maybe not. Listen through to see what’s in store!

                      45 min
                    • Bum Luck: The Art of Winning Ugly & Weekend Lineup Questions (Shakhtar & Liverpool)

                      🎙️ Welcome to Episode 12 of Stateside Gooners!

                      In this 'thrilling' episode, join Matt and Eric as they dissect the dramatic bounce that saw the ball ricochet off the post and — wait for it — the rear end of Shakhtar's hapless goalkeeper. A true tale of luck, or just a happy accident? We’ll let you decide! But don’t worry, we’ll recap all the other stuff too, and some of it’s not half bad!

                      With Arsenal’s latest win in the bag, we’re basking in the glow of three points, even if the performance left us feeling a bit… "meh."

                      Next up, we’re gearing up for the showdown against Liverpool, who are bringing their A-team while Arsenal could be missing up to seven first-team players. Yep, you heard that right — seven! So, we’re donning our fortune-telling hats and making lineup predictions based on the best intel we can scrape together four days before kickoff.

                      In Three Quick Things, we’ll tackle a missed opportunity that turned into two misses (because why not?), a heartwarming father/son moment that’ll tug at your heartstrings, and a record-breaking performance that’s got history books buzzing.

                      And of course, a huge shout-out to our early adopters: Edison, MisplacedAggie, and Janey! You’re the real MVPs for tuning in and keeping us company on this rollercoaster ride.

                      So grab your headphones, kick back, and dive into the chaotic world of Gooner fandom! Don't forget to sing along!!

                      28 min

                    About Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC Show

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                    Stateside Gooners gives American Arsenal fans a way into the club that respects their distance and intelligence. We came from the wrong side of the pond so we built the show WE needed: analysis you…