George Washington? He's just some stuffy old wig that adorns our quarters and dollars. If only some enterprising young trifecta would come along to redefine the name Washington for years to come...

Well, good news numb nuts, we frickin did it! This week the boys head back to the pacific north west with Washington native Eric Rahill, to rediscover puget sounds and coffee grounds. 

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The Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal. He was in a bind, cause he was way behind, he was looking to make a deal... Luckily the boys are expert deal makers, and we sold our triptych of souls to the Devil himself, just to make this a fantastic episode! 

This week, The Statesmen are joined by comedian extraordinaire Alan F. Giles to explore the peachiest state in the union, Georgia! 

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Find Camden HERE.

Long. Wide. Stretched.

This state is known for its impressive x-axis, but this week we're really getting into the "WHY" of Tennessee! 

The boys are joined by Tennessee-raised musicians and creatives, Jake Doan and Luke Deitz, who walk us through hometowns and hoedowns. So Tennessee two-step your little finger down to the play button and enjoy a LONG episode about the LONG state. 

If you're interested in helping with the current situation in Louisville please visit The Bail Project and The Louisville Mutual Aid.

You flipping wish that was pancakes filling your nose holes. Hate to disappoint, but how could we when the Overland Parker Annie brought us a big heaping plate of flatter-than-a-pancake Kansas served to us like a juicy brisket covered in that good sauce? We couldn't! Grab a few napkins because just one ain't going to get the smile sauce off from your face listening to this episode!

Wait, haven't we been here before?

To celebrate the NFL kicking off their 2020 season, we pull a bottle episode on you and reminisce on past Statesmen Football Highlights. So let's go back now, to a world before Covid...

A long time ago, in a snowy, little, Upper Midwestern town... 

(This week, the boys are outside of their natural habitat, recording LIVE from a Wisconsin hotel room. We talk everything from cheese, to bees, to trees on this wild traveling Toblerone of an episode!)

It's always darkest just before the dawn... But with this Statesmen Dawn, the boys aren't acting particularly bright. Welcome to New Horizons! A brave new future is upon us and it includes brave new signed leases.

The Statesmen have all moved into beautiful new, stately apartments and we want to share the sensory experience with each other, and you! We'll do it the only way we know how, through the 50 states of course! 

When an aging sea vessel has hoisted its final cargo, and sailed its last voyage, tradition states that a captain may read a final piece of prose before setting the ship ablaze, and letting it sink into an inky black resting place among the waves. When moving on from a podcast studio, it's tradition for the Statesmen boys to do the same: 

"So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, good night. I hate to go and leave this pretty sight. Microphones, bad jokes and groans, but some things seem darkest just before the light." 

This week we say goodbye to the Stu-Stu-Studio and look forward to our future of podcasting somewhere else, deep into the mystic. 

Get those apples out of this goddamn house because the doctor is IN! This week the Statesmen bring their salute series to a temporary close by celebrating the doctors, nurses, and other healthcare workers who keep this country's heart ticking like a well tuned clock! 

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Every child's brain is like a fresh, unopened canister of Play-doh. When they arrive in school it's the teacher's job to grasp that gooey clay and form it into a productive and educated member of society. We here at Statesmen think that's a mighty fine job to be doing in these tough times, so we wanted to take an hour out of our day to stand at attention! Welcome to Statesmen's Salute to Teachers and Educators! 

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