Hang loose in the soup and miss us with that kook shit. We explored the Aloha State with our five senses.

The First State. In other words, the frontrunner. But how? How is this one the frontrunner? The Roon Dog doesn't answer that question, but he does help us explore The Blue Hen State with our five senses.

Utah-tah to bad jokes for the rest of the season. Prolific musician and writer Spencer LaBute takes us down baby-memory lane, exploring the Beehive State with our five senses.

BAMA. This episode is only us repeating "roll tide" and figuring out all the ways that Turtleman McConnell smells like fish soup. Chicago comedian Natalie Peeples joins us with her perception receptors.

Many mistake this place for an island made out of roads but this is in fact not the case as explained to us by Chicago comedian and musician Matty Vergun.

After a sudden and despicable breach of contract, Junior Statesman Stuart Hicar has been officially ousted by Elder Statesman Tim Ferrari and Junior Statesman Anthony Rossi and is now on the fast track to being replaced.

Empire State of Mind is more than just the Big Apple. It's an entire state that Chicago-based comedian Trumane Alston helps us explore with our five senses.

Ride or diedaho. The sisters Nadauld of the potato capitol of the world led us in exploring potatoland with our five senses.

No taxation without representation but our friend, Chicago comedian, and daughter of a shadow senator Trisha Brown helps us verify this with our five senses.

Bite down on this boiling hot mouth guard because we're going in the ring with returning referee Frank Spiro to witness two of Mama America's most culturally influential cities go head to head in a fight of biblical proportions.