Through sheer luck, Homer avoids a nuclear powerplant meltdown. Tim and Andrew manage their own personal meltdowns by living another episode of the Simpsons.

Bart falls in with some dubious legitimate businessmen. Andrew and Tim lockdown something something nobody reads this bit anyway.

Homer acts like a total jerk when Flanders' business fails. Andrew and Tim revel in a bit of good news at last.

Lisa smashes the system. Andrew and Tim question the realness of lockdown reality.

Andrew and Tim dissect everything that's wrong with the official worst episode ever, and talk about the current prevalence of cancel culture. 

Burns needs a blood transfusion. Andrew and Tim reach the end of both Season 2 and their tethers.

Andrew and Tim contend with the imminent arrival of an asteroid. Bart covets a rare comic book.

Homer and Marge get marriage counselling. Andrew and Tim ponder the pleasures of ice-cream and retweets.

While the world around them dissolves into chaos, Andrew and Tim rewatch an episode of the Simpsons in which Lisa meets an inspirational substitute teacher.

Burns commissions Marge to create a portrait. Andrew and Tim keep their distance.