Steel Fagnolias

Ever shown up to a date and they look nothing like their photos? Do they deserve jail time? That's what we're getting to the bottom (feeders) of today. Join your favorite sodomites as we discuss catfishing! Everything from "how is this tv show still on?" to your favorite way to cook them, it's not just a tasty dish for Lent! We're also joined by our extra super special guest, everybody's favorite seat in the house, Chaise Lounge!!

Vodka Press
- 2 oz Vodka Of Choice
- Sprite
- Club Soda/Tonic
- Lime Juice

In your favorite glass of ice, combine all ingredients. Give a quick stir. Garnish with a lime wedge. Enjoy!

*Please adhere to drinking laws wherever you are listening. Steel Fagnolias are not responsible for underage drinking or accidents. 

Don’t forget to check out our wonderful friends over at the Bitter Gay Co for all your bitter and tincture needs! Use code “Fagnolias” at checkout for 10% off your order at bittergayco.com

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Theydies and Gentlethems, the Steel Fagnolias are back with another episode! Our topic for today is the Horror Genre. The queer experience often feels like a horror movie, so we might as well enjoy the ride! 

The Bloodiest Scene Ever
- Vanilla Ice Cream
- Strawberry Puree
- Coconut Rum
- Brown Sugar Bitters

In a blender, add ice vanilla ice cream, and a bit of strawberry puree. 

Blend until desired consistency is achieved. Line a pint glass with strawberry puree and let drip down the inside of the glass, resembling blood. Fill glass with milkshake and top with 2--3 drops of bitters. 

*Please adhere to drinking laws wherever you are listening. Steel Fagnolias are not responsible for underage drinking or accidents. 

Don’t forget to check out our wonderful friends over at the Bitter Gay Co for all your bitter and tincture needs! Use code “Fagnolias” at checkout for 10% off your order at bittergayco.com

#podcast #txpodcast #texaspodcast #queer #queerpodcast #queerculture #steelfagnolias #bittergayco #partnership #bitters #tinctures 

#horrormovies #queerhorror #horrorcinema #queerhistory #filmhistory #movietalk

What grinds your gears? What chaps your ass? What sets your teeth on edge? Whatever that is, that's what we're talking about. Tune in for us squawking about pet peeves! This episode is extra special because we are welcoming our first guest, The Ogress of Texas, Daesha! 

Smoked Mezcal Old Fashion
- 2oz Mezcal
- Morningwood Bitters From The Bitter Gay
- Sugar Cube
- Luxardo Cherry
- Rosemary Sprig
- Orange Peel

On a wooden surface, torch the rosemary sprig and add a lowball on top to capture the smoke. In a mixing glass, add sugar cube, orange peel and cherry. Muddle. Add ice, mezcal, and bitters. Stir. Remove lowball from smoke and add whiskey rock. Strain mezcal over ice cube and garnish with orange peel and cherry. Enjoy Responsibly*

*Please adhere to drinking laws wherever you are listening. Steel Fagnolias are not responsible for underage drinking or accidents. 

Don't forget to check out our friends over at The Bitter Gay Co for all your bitter and tincture needs! Use code "fagnolias" for 10% off your order at bittergayco.com

Theydies and Gentlethems, the next episode of the Steel Fagnolias is ready for your earholes! This episode's topic is Religion/Spirituality. The 4 of us dive into our relationships and practices as they pertain to these concepts. As we did on the episode, we want to issue a trigger warning for anyone that is coping with religious trauma. We will include a link to the Center for Trauma Resolution and Recovery below if you are struggling and need some resources to begin your healing. 

Our Holy Spirit for this episode is:

Champagne Bomb Pop Surprise

1 Split of Champagne
2 oz of Blueberry Vodka
1 Bomb Pop
1 Pack of Pop Rocks (optional)

In a champagne flute or pint glass, place the bomb pop upside down, pour in the vodka, top with champagne, garnish with pop rocks. Enjoy!

Please drink responsibly, follow all laws wherever you are listening.

Don’t forget to check out our wonderful friends over at the Bitter Gay Co for all your bitter and tincture needs! Use code “Fagnolias” at checkout for 10% off your order at bittergayco.com

#podcast #txpodcast #texaspodcast #queer #queerpodcast #queerculture #steelfagnolias #bittergayco #partnership ##bitters #tinctures 
#religion #spirituality #episcopal #witchy #agnostic #christian #religioustrauma 

https://www.traumaresolutionandrecovery.com/recommended-resources#page-section-6064989b0b2587640e5522df

Theydies and Gentlethems, the Steel Fagnolias are back with another episode! Our topic for today is Kink at Pride. Are leashes in public just for children, or can queers walk their pups too? Tune in to hear our salacious thots. 

Our drink for the episode is: Flirtini

Ingredients:
Smirnoff Spicy Tamarind Vodka
Champagne
Sass & Sizzle Brown Sugar Bitters
Pineapple Juice

Instructions: (Batch Made)
Find your favorite punch bowl and mix to taste, serve in chilled martini glasses

Don’t forget to check out our wonderful friends over at the Bitter Gay Co for all your bitter and tincture needs! Use code “Fagnolias” at checkout for 10% off your order at bittergayco.com

#podcast #txpodcast #texaspodcast #queer #queerpodcast #queerculture #steelfagnolias #bittergayco #partnership #bitters #tinctures

#kink #pride #queerpride #gaypride #queerkink #kinkatpride #debate #discussion 

Theydies & Gentlethems,

You looking? What are you into? Any more photos?

The Steel Fagnolias are back with another episode! Our topic is hookup culture. We're also going to dive into how to be a safe and ethical slut, can you imagine? Note taking encouraged.

As always, there is a drink to go along with the episode and this time we have a doozy of a drink. 

Te Sienten En La Colada

• 2oz Coconut Tequila
• 1/4 oz Luxardo Cherry Syrup
• Pineapple Juice
• Coconut Water

• In a highball filled with ice, add tequila and cherry syrup
• Top with pineapple juice and coconut water
• Garnish with cherry and pineapple 
• Enjoy

Don't forget to check out our wonderful friends over at The Bitter Gay Co for all your bitter and tincture needs! Use code "fagnolias" for 10% off your order at bittergayco.com

Theydies and Gentlethems, the Fagnolias are back again! This episode we’ll be talking about our celebrity idols. Everyone has that one diva they stan, and now you have to hear about whose alter we worship at. Prepare your hearing aids, we’re going in!

Our cocktail this week is:
🦋🫛☕️Butterfly Pea Tea 🦋🫛☕️

Ingredients:
2oz- Floral Gin
1/2 C- Lemonade
1/4 C- Butterfly Pea Tea
 
Instructions:
-Brew 2 teabags of tea (we love a teabag) and let cool
-To a cup of ice add gin, lemonade, and top with tea
-Stir gently and enjoy!

Don’t forget to check out our wonderful friends over at the Bitter Gay Co for all your bitter and tincture needs! Use code “Fagnolias” at checkout for 10% off your order at bittergayco.com

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Theydies and Gentlethems, a new episode of your favorite quacking queers is here!

Roll the tape, Sherry! 

We're talking about queer cult films this episode. Some may surprise you, others may concern you. You'll have to tune in to learn more, and no fast forwarding here.

As always, we have an accompanying beverage discovered by our resident menace, Rivers. 
As Betty Ford once said, you can't have movies without wine and popcorn, so our drink this week is a lovely red wine by the name of Ercole Barbera Del Monsferato. It can be found at H-E-B for our Texas listeners, or your local hipster grocery store. 

Pour Big & Drink Responsibly.

Steel Fagnolias is not responsible for accidents, the drink portion is intended for audiences 21+. If you are underage, drink water. Please drink responsibly.

The return that no one (maybe one person) asked for!!!

We are back back again for Season 2. We kick of this new season just squawking and catching up on what we've been up to since the last time that you heard from us. 

It's loud, it's vulgar, it's fantastic!

As always, we are your built in drinking buddy and we invite you to grab a cocktail and drink along with us. 

On this episode, you get to be the bartender! Grab your favorite drink (alcoholic or non-alcoholic, we don't judge)  and take a sip every time Rivers interrupts someone.

As always, please drink responsibly and adhere to drinking laws where applicable.

Theydies & Gentlethems,

Episode 6 is now ready for your earholes.

This episode, we talk about all things Pride. We dive into the history, the importance, and what it means to us. 

In honor of The Stonewall Inn, this episode's drink is a Manhattan. 

Pour one up and tune in.

As always The Steel Fagnolias never condone underage drinking and ask that you always drink responsibly.