Good evening listeners,

Just chewing the fat, kicking the can with you all here tonight.

Talked a bit about new job orientation, had imaginary call ins from guests wanting me to answer their questions, and honestly I do not remember much else of what I said so in actuality it must not be very important.

Break down the word important. It means to import

its like a high priority shipping item.

This episode is not importable folks

Its deportable. ha haaaaaaaaaaaa

Yes you read that right!

Property Managements now testing Doggy DNA for poop to bust culprits who do not clean up after their pooch.

Hey, I am all for not stepping in dog shit, but its getting out of hand, the screening process that renters go through for something that they do not even own.

World is upside down, grab on to a handle and strap so you do not fall.

Thanks for tuning in!

Good morning all,

How is everyone today?

I thought I would catch some folks attention with that headliner up there, not that I am a quarterback, I would be to afraid of getting "sacked" But today is Monday, so just catching up on events over the weekend.

Hope you all have a great day, and thank you for tuning in!

Good morning listeners,

I am just sitting here making some chit chat with you all.

Hope all is doing well out there.

I was just thinking about how detectives give suspects a fast food meal in the interrogation room, and how it really is not worth it to commit a crime, throw away your life just to get a free Burger King meal.

As you can see I dont have much to talk about, but its 12:38am, who the heck is up now on a weeknight? only people who are at their job or people who are making love. I am unemployed and single, so I am the walking dead.

Thanks for tuning in.

Hello all,

Just a little update on what I have been working on, practicing my comedy, planning to launch 3 u tube channels soon, and practicing my music. Thats about it, just a little early week check in for you folks. I hope your week is gong well.

Look forward to seeing you all on the airwaves soon!

Good evening listeners,

Just wanted to share a little laugh with you.

I had recently applied for a little gig, the guy organizing it e mailed me about what I should wear for the gig (acting extra)

He wrote "just pretend your on a night out with your boys"

But he does not realize, that he made an assumption, that I have a crew of "boys"

There are some true loners out there, not everyone is part of a "crew"

There are some Eleanor Rigbys and Father Mackenzies, so please be mindful.

Good evening one

Good evening all

Just kicking back here on this July 7, wow, that was my grandmother's birthday, if she were here today she would be 119 years old, now that's some trip.

Anyway, just trying to sharpen my verbal chops here, you know, use or or lose it before I have to say "I tossed it and I lost it"

Don't lost it folks, unless you want to. And remember what DNA stands for, "do not associate" meaning, stay by yourself, don't touch others and less chances of being accused of a crime.

Thanks for tuning in out there in radio-land.

Keep on listening, we see your ears out there.

Good afternoon all,

Back on the air! After moving around a bit and some self reflection, back into the podcasting world and hopefully, into some of your ears, wherever you may be, stuck in traffic, delivering out on a route, sitting in an office or security booth, or convalescing at home.

We have material for you to come: interviews, unusual news, stand up comedy, and rants when upset.

And if your so inclined to join us on an episode, then shoot me an e mail to [email protected]

Thanks for listening!

Hello Folks,

And welcome to my open mic practice room, where any wrong note is acceptable, as well as stuttering and loss of thought.

This is my safe zone, but yours as well if anything I say here is of correlation to your own lives.

And if not, thats okay too, why do you think I keep it "low"? Cuz I am not on same note with everyone either.

Good afternoon listeners,

Just kicking it a bit here, chewing the fat and having a little musical practice session.

Nothing much to speak of, but feel free to tune in if you feel so compelled, you are always welcome.

Thank you.