Steve discusses the virtues of his favorite word and how he manages to evoke it from so many who were close to him. He becomes a full-fledged criminal in one eventful crime spree then talks about a slingshot, a special needs neighbor and the punishment that changed his life forever.

Steve decides he's not paper route material when he plays with matches and burns a bridge. He learns all about karma then finds Step-Father Frank is more of a "family man" than he first let on. There's horseplay, gun play, a knife and Steve even resorts to fisticuffs in this action packed episode. And all of it happens while taking a break from boarding school.

Steve learns the difference between pepper and Weevils. He confesses to a 50 year old crime, unwraps a briquet of government surplus cheese and explains why he's still protective of his dinner plate.

The weekly ritual of boarding school. A bus driver with his own sense of justice and the story of "Rank Frank."

Steve gets an unwanted step-dad. A cross country car trip to Disneyland comes with a price. A couple of jokes land better than expected.

If the 1st day of school can cause anxiety, what happens when that day lasts a week? Boarding school teaches a valuable lesson: Trust no one.

A bad reputation. A neighborhood menace and a favor from God.

How does a nine year old kid wind up at a boarding school for the criminally insane? You have to start early.

Some days just start off-kilter. Next thing you know, you're up to your neck in Alligators. That's where my story begins.