I WON THE ELECTION! Sorry, had to get that out of the way. The gang discuss the first eight issues of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Steve explains why he spent so much time hanging out in a sewer as a child.

We just couldn't bring ourselves to get into TMNT this week, with the insane 2020 presidential election occupying our mind grapes. So enjoy three idiots doing their best impersonations of political pundits.

Steve reads Todd McFarlane's Spawn this week. I don't have anything clever to say here, as this episode was recorded a week ago and I don't remember any of it. I'm pretty sure it's our best episode yet!

We finally discuss Batman: The Long Halloween! Listen as Steve reveals more than he should about this beloved murder mystery, despite explicit instructions to avoid spoilers.

Yeah, so we didn't get to Batman this week. With the first presidential debate and Trump's covid diagnosis, we just ranted about that stuff instead. Enjoy?

Remember the early nineties? Remember arcades? Then you probably remember Street Fighter. We discuss Udon's adaptation of the classic Capcom coin-op king. Steve's voice reaches Mariah Carey level octaves. 

It gets weird this week, fair warning. How can it not, with Rob Schrab's Scud being the subject?

This week's comic is the four issue limited series titled Deathlok. This week's intro is something else.

We're back with a story about one of the biggest comic characters of the nineties: CABLE. Steve threatened us with a gun the size of a Prius when we made fun of his latest terrible intro. 

This week we discuss The Umbrella Academy: Apocalypse Suite, the basis for the first season of the popular Netflix series. Steve continues to put far too much effort into the intro only to achieve a new level of shame. Rob stays awake for ninety percent of the episode!