They said it was only a phase…

Ed & Jacques’s opinions sometimes sync up and sometimes don’t on the unique output of influential minimalist composer Steve Reich.

Oh, and it’s pronounced ‘Reich’, not ‘Reich’.

Just to clear that up.

… like Sean Connery saying “rice”. Except he wouldn’t say “rice” like that.

Will Jacques finally ‘crush the Different Trains hegemony’ [citation needed]?

Will Ed just fucking GET OVER HAND CLAPPING MUSIC FOR GOD’S SAKE?

So… is this the last episode of IN FIVE then?

ONE OF THESE AND SOME will be addressed in this… [looks at calendar] tax year’s edition of In Five!

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