For some unknown reason my TV remote has been up to some bizarre new tricks that seem to defy all logic so this week's witty ditty is based on my infrared issues lurking somewhere in the static.

This witty ditty is inspired by the post-Brexit sausage war that seems to have bizarrely evolved from a trade regulation stand-off with Britains European neighbours on the import and export of cold meats. The victim? Sausages.

This instalment of The Poetry Podcast features a precautionary tale of my recent experience making an epic fail whilst online shopping. 

This instalment of The Poetry Podcast features a witty ditty inspired by my mum’s recent exploits / battles trying to master the world of streaming. Not to give too much away but I’m not entirely sure she’s mastered all the controls yet!

This episode features the story of a Belgian farmer who caused international outrage after he accidentally shrunk France by 7 foot when he moved an ancient stone. (Sacre Bleu)

This instalment features a poem inspired by everything we love/hate about boy bands.

This instalment of The Poetry Podcast features 007’s housekeeper and childhood guardian, Kincade with a witty ditty on why sometimes the old ways are the best.

This week, to celebrate a whole week since the release of Pandemic Poetry: The Covid Collection I'm sharing my favourite poem from the book in solidarity with the forgotten victim of social distancing: the conga.

For more poems and details about the book visit www.stewartpink.com

This week's witty ditty features the incredible tale of one man’s monumental mistake that destroyed 12% of the world’s trade… in a ship.