As @pimasheriff candidate, I’m calling for: 1) Trump’s IMMEDIATE REMOVAL FROM OFFICE & 2) #IMPRISONMENT on charges of #CORRUPTION #INCOMPETENCE and #CRIMINALNEGLIGENCE ; & #DOMESTICTERRORISM & #TREASON. I also suggest: 1) DELAYING PRIMARIES & transitioning into ELECTIONS that are ONLINE OR BY TELEPHONE ONLY; see Taiwan’s example of primaries by telephone; perhaps we could do this, people call in vote from their registered phone;?& use SOCIAL SECURITY #; 2) I CALL FOR SHERIFF NAPIER; Gov Doug Ducey & Tucson Mayor Romero RSSIGNATION FOR THEIR CRIMINAL INACTION IN THIS PUBLIC HEALTH CRISIS; & do all their jobs, job by calling for a NATIONAL SELF-QUARANTINE EVENT, TODAY!!! For 2 MONTHS! And EVERYBODY GETS $2k/mo; and NO CORPORATE SOCIALIST BAILOUTS!!!

As @pimasheriff candidate, I’m calling for: 1) Trump’s IMMEDIATE REMOVAL FROM OFFICE & #IMPRISONMENT on charges of #CORRUPTION #INCOMPETENCE and #CRIMINALNEGLIGENCE ; & #DOMESTICTERRORISM & #TREASON. I also suggest: 1) DELAYING PRIMARIES & transitioning into ELECTIONS that are ONLINE OR BY TELEPHONE ONLY; see Taiwan’s example of primaries by telephone; perhaps we could do this, people call in vote from their registered phone;?& use SOCIAL SECURITY #; 2) I CALL FOR SHERIFF NAPIER; Gov Doug Ducey & Tucson Mayor Romero RSSIGNATION FOR THEIR CRIMINAL INACTION IN THIS PUBLIC HEALTH CRISIS; & do all their jobs, job by calling for a NATIONAL SELF-QUARANTINE EVENT, TODAY!!!

ACLU HELP! WE ARE NOT GETTING FAIR ELECTIONS; & what’s MORE; Trump’s #CRIMINALNEGLIGENCE mishandling #coronaviruspandemic (#covid19) may have been INTENTIONAL MASS INFECTION OF DEMOCRATS yesterday; where BOARDS OF ELECTIONS should have DELAYED YESTERDAY’s Democratic Presidential primaries days after #nationalemergency was called; everybody should call & burn up Congress switchboard and #DEMAND #DUMPTRUMP! .... perhaps we could learn something from Taiwan’s example; masks were required everywhere during SARS; and the DPP’s (DEMOCRATIC PROGRESSIVE PARTY) held its primaries VIA TELEPHONE. I would recommend a combination of elections by registered cellphone user plus the use of ones Social Security number to vote, SAFELY! And probably MUCH MORE FAIRLY than we’re seein’ from the DNC these days!! :P I file a FORMAL COMPLAINT AGAINST THESE UNFAIR ELECTIONS, which BEGAN w/the FIASCO IN IOWA; and pretty much EVERY STATE HAS ITS TALE OF #votesuppression to tell: Iowa #mayorcheat #bribed #DNC & former Hillary staffers to purposely create an app, Shadow, that screwed up so badly, it didn’t even work BEFORE caucus was held! Then we witnessed a STREAM OF VOTING IRREGULARITIES: LONG LINES ONLY IN COMMUNITIES OF COLOUR (eg El PasoTexas & LA) ; polls SHUT DOWN EARLY IN SCarolina; STUDENT VOTERS PURGED IN OHIO & LOUISIANA; & yesterday ALL OF MARICOPA COUNTY DIDNT VOTE; & there was #votesuppression in form of forcing in-person voting at polls (Trump throwing democrats to the wolves, health-wise; TRUMP INVITING SPREAD OF PANDEMIC TO ALL DEMOCRATS: trump WISHING MASS INFECTION UPON US ALL? Call 202 224 3121 & TELL OFF CONGRRSS FOR ROLLIN’ over & playin’ DEAD after ff #orangeclown #naziface was NARROWLY ACQUITTED by a band of LAWLESS, CORRUPT arsehole #GOPsenators! In this, my somethin like 8th podcast episode of STICK IT TO THE MAN Show w/Trista, I CALL FOR FORCED IMMEDIATE RESIGNATIONS OF: Trump (of course) & his Nazi regime (of course); Sheriff Mark Napier, Arizona Governor Doug Douchey; & even new & muy Bonita Democratic tucson mayor, for their INCOMPETENCE & CRIMINAL NEGLIGENCE OF PUBLIC HEALTH & SAFETY; moreover, I DO Napier’s job & call for 2 MONTH SELF-QUARANTINE EVENT, starting NOW & TODAY! And I call for the resignation of ANY PUBLIC/health/elected or otherwise officials who DISAGREE

As @pimasheriff candidate I AM DOING SHERIFF NAPIERS JOB & CALLING 4 IMMEDIATE 2mo SELF-QUARANTINE EVENT FOR ALL OF PIMA RESIDENTS OUT OF DEEP CONCERN FOR PUBLIC HEALTH & SAFETY OF EVERYONE IN USA; SUING TRUMP FOR $4k/per citizen to cover this 2mo quarantine; calling for #IMMEDIATEREMOVAL & #CRIMINALPROSECUTION OF IMPOTUS & ENTIRE REGIME FOR #incompetence & #criminalneglect of his duties; & calling for the RESIGNATIONS OF ANY PUBLIC/health/government officials who DONT CALL TODAY FOR NATIONAL SELF-quarantine EVENT

Free political advice from me, Trista The Man, to the unwitting staffer at Uncle Bern’s HQ..... I ITERATE AND REITERATE THAT OUR PRESIDENT SANDERS IS NOT ALLOWED TO EVEN THINK OF DROPPING OUT TILL RHE LAST STATE VOTES IN THIS PRIMARY! ......FRURTHERMORE, he WON #IOWA, but that VICTORY WAS STOLEN FROM US BY CORRUPT DNC... which Hillary sank 50 million dollars into; which explains why she seems to be FORCIBLY RUNNING THIS SHOW! (I have MOVEON petition btw : ‘FIRETOMPEREZ, ENDORSE BERNIE & EJECT HILLARY’ ..... I implore #pressanders CALL OUT DNC FOR CORRUPTION AND VOTE-RIGGING & WE NEED UNCLE BERNIE TO STAND UP FOR ALL OF US AND HELP US #REMOVERRUMP FOR #INCOMPETENCE & #CRIMINALNEGLIGENCE OVER #caronavirus #covid-19 MISHANDLING; which is a form, I’d argue, of PUBLIC ENDANGERMENT; basically, his continued occupation of OUR WHITE HOUSE, EVEN AFTER BEING IMPEACHED, POSES GRAVE THREAT TO PUBLIC HEALTH AND SAFETY ! :) have a nice day y’all!

Political & news commentary by Oxfords- &Berkeley-trained comedian, TRISTA TRAMPOSCH DIGENOVA-CHANG, @pimasheriff candidate in Tucson, AZ. Bernie is only candidate w/any moral authority; both Biden AND trump, of course, are #INCOMPETENT, & #CORRUPT #LIARS WHOM WE CANNOT TRUST. Mr Dump is right about ONE THING: #DNCisCorrupt & #Rigging the #2020presidentialrace, just like 2016! We cant trust it, we can’t trust THEM, WEThePeople should #LockThemAllUp & have #presidentsanders NOW

TALKIN' POINTS 4 BERNISTAS:

1. We DESPERATELY NEED EVERYTHING BERNIE'S GONNA DO FOR US AS PRESIDENT! HEalthcare 4 all, Affordable education & AMNESTY for student loans; criminal justice reform; legalization of MJ; a GREEN CLIMATE DEAL (we can call it HAPPY HAPPY GREEN GREEN DEAL; make it cutesy, if the Trumpolini supporters like that better! haha); and ONLY BERNIE WILL PUT an END TO ENDLESS WARS@! @ONLY BERNIE talks about childcare, the HOMELESS!!! the OBSCENITY of wealth distribution: 3 people in America have MORE $ than HALF OF AMERICA!!!!!!

ONLY BERNIE will make corporations like Amazon PAY UP THEIR FAIR SHARE, after paying NOTHING!!!!! last year! While they use OUR PUBLIC RESOURCES: land, water, pollute environment etc!!!!

2. Biden is the IDIOT who brought us NOTHING as Obama's VP; he's getting a lot of traction just by association; what I call the Obama Effect. Biden a) LED THE BATTLECRY to enter The Iraq occupation; b) Check out 'Afghanistan papers'! Guess what, BIDEN & OBAMA LIED TO US ABOUT HOW BADLY THE AFGHANISTAN INVASION WAS GOING! Surprised? ? :P These are modern-day PENTAGON PAPERS. c) REMEMBER, BIDEN THREW ANITA HILL UNDER THE BUS? ?d) REMEMBER WHEN HE WAS ARROGANT SHITE TO ELIZABETH WARREN IN CONGRESSIONAL HEARING? e) REMEMBER WHEN HE & OBAMA DID ABSO-F'N LUTELY NOTHIN' TO FIX THE POISONED WATER PROBLEM IN FLINT??? NO? WELL WAKE THE F UP! ! !

3) Bernie IS NOT LOSING BATTLE OF ELECTABILITY; he is the *ONLY* ELECTABLE CANDIDATE!

JOE HAS NO MORAL AUTHORITY TO BE IN THIS RACE! SURELY HE WILL LOSE VS NAZI TRAITOR TRUMP, w/all his COGNITIVE DISABILITY!

DNC GFY! MANY in Bernie's Progressive Movement will NOT VOTE FOR JOE BIDEN, BECAUSE HE IS JUST ANOTHER CORRUPT TOOL FOR THE KLEPTOCRACY CURRENTLY IN PLACE IN OUR COUNTRY!@

4) BERNIE NEEDS OUR LOVE RIGHT NOW!!!!

EVERYBODY GET ON SOCIAL MEDIA & persuade undecideds ONLINE TO GET OUT & VOTE FOR BERNIE!

PAR CONTRE, BERNIE IS AN HONEST, GOOD MAN! WE DESERVE BERNIE< PRESIDENT SANDERS, & DON'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER!

MICHAEL, DO A SHOW ON ALL THE IRREGULARITIES IN THIS RACE!!! CALL FOR UN ELECTION MONITORS!

WE NEED A #BERNSLIDE, so the #CorruptDNC can't even THINK of CHEATING!!!!!! AGAIN!!!!

5) EXERCISE YER RIGHT TO VOTE, USE IT OR LOSE IT!

KEEP IN MIND PEOPLE HAVE DIED SO THAT WE HAVE THIS RIGHT TO VOTE!

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION IN OUR LIFETIMES!!!

*GET OFF YER FAT AMERICAN ARSES!

THIS IS NO TIME TO BE APATHETIC!*

GET INFORMED & GET YER VOTE IN EARLY IF POSSIBLE! BRING YER FRIENDS & FAMILY TO THE POLLS!

MAKE SURE YER FRIENDS ARE GONNA VOTE, TOO!

And spread the word to young people: if you are 18 before Nov. 3, YOU CAN VOTE IN THE GENERAL ELECTIONS!

KEEP UP THE GOOD FIGHT!

WE WILL WIN! ! ! ! !

TALKIN' POINTS 4 BERNISTAS:

1. We DESPERATELY NEED EVERYTHING BERNIE'S GONNA DO FOR US AS PRESIDENT! HEalthcare 4 all, Affordable education & AMNESTY for student loans; criminal justice reform; legalization of MJ; a GREEN CLIMATE DEAL (we can call it HAPPY HAPPY GREEN GREEN DEAL; make it cutesy, if the Trumpolini supporters like that better! haha); and ONLY BERNIE WILL PUT an END TO ENDLESS WARS@! @ONLY BERNIE talks about childcare, the HOMELESS!!! the OBSCENITY of wealth distribution: 3 people in America have MORE $ than HALF OF AMERICA!!!!!!

ONLY BERNIE will make corporations like Amazon PAY UP THEIR FAIR SHARE, after paying NOTHING!!!!! last year! While they use OUR PUBLIC RESOURCES: land, water, pollute environment etc!!!!

2. Biden is the IDIOT who brought us NOTHING as Obama's VP; he's getting a lot of traction just by association; what I call the Obama Effect. Biden a) LED THE BATTLECRY to enter The Iraq occupation; b) Check out 'Afghanistan papers'! Guess what, BIDEN & OBAMA LIED TO US ABOUT HOW BADLY THE AFGHANISTAN INVASION WAS GOING! Surprised? ? :P These are modern-day PENTAGON PAPERS. c) REMEMBER, BIDEN THREW ANITA HILL UNDER THE BUS? ?d) REMEMBER WHEN HE WAS ARROGANT SHITE TO ELIZABETH WARREN IN CONGRESSIONAL HEARING? e) REMEMBER WHEN HE & OBAMA DID ABSO-F'N LUTELY NOTHIN' TO FIX THE POISONED WATER PROBLEM IN FLINT??? NO? WELL WAKE THE F UP! ! !

3) Bernie IS NOT LOSING BATTLE OF ELECTABILITY; he is the *ONLY* ELECTABLE CANDIDATE!

JOE HAS NO MORAL AUTHORITY TO BE IN THIS RACE! SURELY HE WILL LOSE VS NAZI TRAITOR TRUMP, w/all his COGNITIVE DISABILITY!

DNC GFY! MANY in Bernie's Progressive Movement will NOT VOTE FOR JOE BIDEN, BECAUSE HE IS JUST ANOTHER CORRUPT TOOL FOR THE KLEPTOCRACY CURRENTLY IN PLACE IN OUR COUNTRY!@

4) BERNIE NEEDS OUR LOVE RIGHT NOW!!!!

EVERYBODY GET ON SOCIAL MEDIA & persuade undecideds ONLINE TO GET OUT & VOTE FOR BERNIE!

PAR CONTRE, BERNIE IS AN HONEST, GOOD MAN! WE DESERVE BERNIE< PRESIDENT SANDERS, & DON'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER!

MICHAEL, DO A SHOW ON ALL THE IRREGULARITIES IN THIS RACE!!! CALL FOR UN ELECTION MONITORS!

WE NEED A #BERNSLIDE, so the #CorruptDNC can't even THINK of CHEATING!!!!!! AGAIN!!!!

5) EXERCISE YER RIGHT TO VOTE, USE IT OR LOSE IT!

KEEP IN MIND PEOPLE HAVE DIED SO THAT WE HAVE THIS RIGHT TO VOTE!

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION IN OUR LIFETIMES!!!

*GET OFF YER FAT AMERICAN ARSES!

THIS IS NO TIME TO BE APATHETIC!*

GET INFORMED & GET YER VOTE IN EARLY IF POSSIBLE! BRING YER FRIENDS & FAMILY TO THE POLLS!

MAKE SURE YER FRIENDS ARE GONNA VOTE, TOO!

And spread the word to young people: if you are 18 before Nov. 3, YOU CAN VOTE IN THE GENERAL ELECTIONS!

KEEP UP THE GOOD FIGHT!

WE WILL WIN! ! ! ! !

I INVITE MIKE TO DRAFT LEGAL COMPLAINT EVERY WEEK, preferably EVERYDAY! We should #LockThemAllUp! @dnc’s @Tomperez, trump, Biden, Hunter too, just to ENTERTAIN THE REPUBLICANS! :) contrary to media narrative #berniebeatstrump w/largest margin; but not LYIN JOE BIDEN AND TRAITORTRUMP #INCOMPETENT & #UNFITFOROFFICE!

Just what it says!! #BERNIEORBUST MAN!! Besides, BIDEN DIDNT WIN ANY OF HIS RACES #DNCisCorrupt #REDIGNNOW @TomPerez & as @pimasheriff candidate I call for some indictments! #LockThemAllUp PS Trump suspended my Twitter account! I was just sending this LAST TWEET, for KAVANAUGH TO #resign and #recusehimself from #scotus deliberation on #roevwade KEEP THE FAITH YALL! We gotta BACK UP BERNIE so we can SEE THE KINDS OF CHANGE IN THIS COUNTRY WE NEED TO SEE! /Like #healthcare #education #studentloanamnesty #climateaction and more!