Stop me if you’ve heard this one: the late Suzanne Somers’ widower has commissioned an AI version of her — and I’m 99.9% sure he’s having sex with the doll. Also- There's a new documentary about Eddie Murphy is available on Netflix and does anyone want to go and see Black Phone 2 with me? 

There was yet another Miss Universe mistake — and this is a cringy one. Don’t believe me? I’ll play the audio. 

How big is the biggest...you know...in the world? I guess you'll just have to listen to find out....but it's over 14 inches. Everything you need to know on today's episode! 

Can you ever really get over it if someone tells you you smell? Also- the worldwide internet outage and so much more!  

 A woman got into a car accident and woke up in the hospital with a Chinese accent. Also- my scale broke because WTF that can't be right. 

 The Kiss of the Spider Woman is a real stinker. Also- the documentary called Murder in Apartment 603.

What if you want to go on a mushroom couples connection and yoga retreat, but your husband doesn’t want to? What should I do to convince him? — I mean, what should the person do? Not me. Also- Kevin Federline might have fooled is this whole damn time.

What if you died and people became blatantly honest about your looks when speaking to the media? Just listen to this. 

Do you believe in manifestation? Jim Carrey sure does — and he makes a compelling case. Also, nipple bras are a thing now.

Some are saying that this new Taylor Swift album is her most sampled album. I might have the proof.