The shoe story that will haunt me forever! 

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Sadie has questions about the corporate business world. Sadie bought a thoughtful gift for an old work associate. Shawn and Ryan both say no to Sadie sending it. Sadie thinks this old ass-ociate deserves the mysterious gift. What is the mysterious gift and why does it even matter? I'm dizzy. 

It's episode 20 of No Friends.

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Murphy is 6 and is in her clepto era. A few weeks ago she brought home something troubling. Very, very troubling.

Shawn thought Sadie was an asshole and tells his story why. Sadie has zero recollection of the entire incident. See. You can be an asshole without even knowing it. 

Shawn went to the new Bob Marley movie, but didn't understand what anyone was saying because the Jamaican accents were no joke. 

Sadie talks a lot about Debbie Does Donuts.

It's episode 17!

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Shawn wonders if it really matters whether it's your first or second cousin. And would it be so terrible if it happened more than once? Again, this is a Shawn question. 

Shawn has a truck lease that's about to end and now he's pooping his pants because it's almost time to turn it back in and he miiiiiiiiiight have gone over the milage limit. What a whacky adventure! 

Shawn once got so drunk he....and then he....and by the end of the night he had pubes all over his face. Episode 14 will fill in the blanks.