Malls, Stores, Customer Service, Flying on an airplane. All things that used to rock but totally suck now. It's episode 66! 

I would have guessed Shawn has incredibly strong forearms due to all the...showers. I guess I was wrong AND Shawn talks about his struggles with butthole rashes. Gather the family around for episode 65! 

There's a Facebook page dedicated to exposing cheaters in your area.

Also, Shawn confesses to another crime and Sadie is a bitch. More of the same but not at all. Enjoy! 

Because it's delicious. 

Shawn and I both have addictions. Nothing crazy because we're both pussies. In 62 we talk about the taboo things that we do...and shouldn't. 

Every adult has a nightmare sleepover story from their childhood. But no one beats ours....

Shawn can't get into his building at work because a goose is stalking him. Will he have to quit his job to escape the nightmare? 

It's the newest episode of the podcast and you can find it wherever you get your favorites! And be sure to check out our brand new YouTube channel for bonus content and full episodes!

Sexy robots are in the future and technology is moving at lightening speed. Let's talk about that and the shady meds that Shawn orders from Tibet that's supposed to make his wiener grow. 

It's Episode 59!

Info on how to watch full video episodes of Sadie and Shawn Have No Friends in today's episode. We like to trap people like that. 

We talk all things OJ Simpson. Like do you think he's enjoying hell? Gosh I hope so because eternity is a loooooooong time.