Still Cool Right

Still Cool Right

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  • "WIG SNATCHED RAP COPS"
    Hi, JRS here. Gavin is out of town in France being a douche bag on Instagram. In his absence, I have decided to release this podcast in record speed! It's Father's Day today and my family took me out for tacos and beer. The tacos weren't that good so mostly I just drank beer. It was very tasty. I may want another one soon, but first it is important to thank Sabin Lomac for booking an appearance on our podcast and then canceling the week of this recording. Secondly, we'd like to thank Jason Rose for laughing silently in the background of the podcast and drinking while we made fun of you. Thirdly, it is important to thank our #StillCoolFriends for spending an hour or so listening to us two dumbasses rant about the things that make us laugh and question our coolness in the world. Much love to the homies of the pod!
    On this, a very special episode of Still Cool Right:
    - JRS says goodbye to Philadelphia's famed music venue The Trocadero
    - Gavin talks about how he'll be a douche on Instagram in France
    - NYPD launches a new "Rap Unit"
    - iTunes is shutting down
    - Gavin somehow is good at Gen Z slang
    - The sharing economy lowers our expectations
    - Reality Bites is 25 years old!
    - Still Cool Music features FEWS
    Stay Still Cool Friends!
    XO//
    JRS/Gavin
    1 hr 2 min
  • "TRUCK NUTS. AM I RIGHT??"
    There’s nothing better than waking up with the smell of a new pod in the air! To our community of Still Cool Righties we give you the late-Spring episode of STILL COOL RIGHT!
    Fresh off the big win at Sundance, we bring it back home to the Gender Neutral Cave to tempt you with such glorious and high-brow topics as:
    Herpes detection in the Coachella Valley!
    Cameron Crow looking for the T in his EGOT
    Nicolas Cage losing his mind, but this time to a Prince soundtrack!
    Also, a surprisingly uninformative conversation about truck nuts.
    BUT THAT’S NOT ALL!!!
    We also have an interview with DTLA strong and Cast Iron King™ GERREN KELSAW.
    Shea gets “the Nod” (and a tote) bag on Record Store Day in Still Cool Music
    John-Ryan tells a boring story and Gavin drops our first ever “C-Bomb” courtesy of Jaden Smith.
    All that AND we read some listener reviews then make several references to drug-addicted crustaceans.
    So, a family show.
    Please enjoy responsibly.
    With love,
    G+JRS
    1 hr 9 min
  • "SUNDANCE YOUR ASS OFF!"
    A little known fact about Gavin Allen and John-Ryan Shea is that we kicked off our friendship at the Sundance Film Festival WAAAAYY back in the year of 2003 at the little known NoDance Film Festival off-shoot. It's where we conceived of our first independent film showcase Brew & View (before we were threatened by some fuckheads in Chicago and were forced to change the name to The Visual UndergroundI). Sundance is foundational to our friendship and that is why it is so amazing to have had the opportunity to come back together in Park City for the last episode of a three-year-long season 1 of Still Cool Right. A huge thanks to Sundance TV and VERB for hosting us and for all the wonderful people who joined a massively drunken after-pod-rty!
    On this, a very special pod, we talk about the Dick Run Claire, the return of cassettes, the rise of Digi-Sexualism, a Lost Boys TV reboot, and cap it all off with a 97-year-old death metal singer on #StillCoolMusic. This shit is off-the-pod ya'll!
    Stay Still Cool, Friends
    XO // JRS & Gav
    55 min
  • "STICK MY D@*K IN THE MASHED POTATOES"
    READ THE BLOG AND GET APPLE AND GOOGLE LINKS:
    http://www.stillcoolright.com/pod10
    We couldn't decide what to do for this, our 10th episode of Still Cool Right. It's been three years of blood, sweat, and beers to get to this most notable of milestones. Clip show? No, too much work. Book Jeff Spicoli to book Van Halen for our birthday? No, he's gone on to become a serious actor. There is a ton of pressure when it comes to the number ten. Pearl Jam's breakout album. Perfect scores in gymnastics. One less than Spinal Tap's amplifiers go. All of these are tens. Does this podcast stand shoulder-to-shoulder with these giants? Absolutely not. Well, unless you prefer origins of icon hip hop samples, long conversations about superheroes' dicks and two guys in their 40's waxing poetic about when they were cool.
    On this, a very special episode of Still Cool Right, we saddle up the barstools, cheers our organic cocktails (blame Gavin), and deliver one of our funniest podcasts of all time. Season 1 is a wrap!
    WHAT'S IN THE POD?
    Where did the Beastie Boys get the "stick my dick in the mashed potatoes" sample?
    Still Cool Right's definitive guide to Vice's definitive guide to superheroes' dicks.
    Tipsy tips for how to avoid pissing off your bartender.
    A new study pinpoints the age we stop seeking new music.
    Still Cool Music - The Casbah is turning the dirty thirty!
    Stay Still Cool, Friends
    XO // JRS & Gav
    1 hr 6 min
  • "A Wet Dream About John Cusack?"
    Well, our Still Cool Friends - This day of reckoning is upon Ye!
    No, not “Ye” as in the guy that was once one of the greatest in all the land go Hip-Hop, but YE FAITHFUL to the Crown of Still Cool Right!
    We bequeath to you, our fine followers: SCR - EPISODE 9 ”A Wet Dream About Jon Cusack?”
    In installment 9, on the precipice of double digits, we cover such heady topics as The Economy of Non-Ownership, Cultural Degeneration Through the Medium of Communal Scooters, Shea Closing the Door on His 30’s, and The Graceless Fall of Alex Jones From Twitter (seriously NSFW, but why would you listen to this at work? Are you a strip club DJ?)
    Shea also tests Gavin’s love of States’ Rights with a game of musical whimsy and drops some knowledge on tunes you should be listening to.
    PLUS - Our #1 fan drops by the studio to give us a backhanded compliment forcing us to reconsider ever again allowing anyone into the Gender Neutral Cave!
    All this and some stuff about France on this episode of STILL COOL RIGHT!
    We thank you for your support!
    JRS and Kinggavrock
    1 hr 7 min
  • "WAY TO LOSE A SPONSOR!"
    As our only millennial fan said, “Give the people what they want!” (Followed by some hand emoji I’m told is a compliment). And what the people want is another episode of Still Cool Right!
    Yes, It’s been 2 American holidays and 5 new moons so it’s time to release a new podcast!
    POD8: Way to Lose a Sponsor!
    Catch up as Gavin get’s a new job and Shea rejects Algorithmic Fashion!
    Other heady topics include::
    - The impending return of Wyld Stallyns
    - The worst version of 21 Jump Street
    - The diminished value of a typewriter repairman
    - Flyover Don Draper’s Red State Mad Men
    Plus: Gavin’s triumphant return to Sactown to see his favorite band of all time! (No, it’s not Culture Club) and Shea breaks down what you should be listening to in order to keep your cool in Still Cool Music!
    Please enjoy this episode with some good rye whiskey, we certainly did! Seriously, this one get a little loose!
    As always, thank you for your support.
    JRS+GA
    StillCoolRight.com
    54 min
  • "WAIT, THIS SONG IS ABOUT F@%KING!"
    Welcome to Still Cool Right POD7, your barstool conversation about the fine art of growing up featuring friends and neighbors John-Ryan Shea and Gavin Allen. It's a new year and we have some big announcements. First, have a brand new website! Also, we are on iTunes, Google Play, and TuneIn! Yes, we've branched out of the cozy confines of Soundcloud to go big time. Don't fret, you knew us when.
    On the pod, JRS opens up about his guiding feelings for the year and Gavin mocks him for it. Gavin gets a new barbeque for Christmas and invites JRS over for some DIY assembly and whiskey drinking time. In addition, we take a moment to talk about luxury butt-plugs while Gavin's Amazon Alexa attempts to buy some weed.
    As always we sip cocktails and get more animated as we go. You can hear the tin of our custom Still Cool Right mugs clinking the whole time in the key of saucy. Our #StillCoolMusic of the pod features new tracks from the band The Tracks out of our new home in Northeast Los Angeles. The band describes their genre as "Working Class" on Facebook and you need to get your ears on these guys now. They are the truth!
    2018 is going to be a Still Cool Year friends. Thank you for taking the time to read, listen and hang out with us. We know we come off as total ballers, but we don't get paid for this show in human monies. Our only payment is the time you dedicate to consuming and sharing our verbal wares. Please head to iTunes, subscribe, and leave us a review. We want to be a virus of positive vibes and smiles transmitted through the inter-social-webs of our #StillCoolFriends. So, share this episode and infect the unknowing with our smooth voice tickles.
    Stay Cool Friends!
    XO // John-Ryan & Gavin
    http://stillcoolright.com
    50 min
  • "CLIFF CLAVIN WAS IN STAR WARS?"
    Greetings and salutations, our Still Cool friends!
    As each new week brings fresh hope, we bring you tidings of great joy:Still Cool Right Ep. 6 is now ready for your enjoyment! This episode brings with it a number of new announcements and is our FIRST from the new SCR studios in NELA. This episode’s bromance covers topics including killer venues in the new ‘hood, the upcoming remake of an ’83 CLASSIC, the door closing (sound effect) on your online grandaddy, and an inordinate amount of Swedish wood…
    Find out our original online handles! Discover the only thing Shea loves more than the soul crushing pain of a breakup! Realize the impenetrable bond between a man and his formidable sweater collection!
    All this and, of course, a look at the latest releases from Still Cool musicians, the inane banter of two slightly inebriated dudes, and promises of a much shorter break between now and Episode 7!
    Please share us with a friend! We truly appreciate your support.
    As always, Stay Cool.
    J+G
    51 min
  • "THE 90's ARE BACK!"
    Hello, Still Cool Friends!
    Today we bring you tidings of GREAT JOY! Fresh off the 5-month endeavor that was the Still Cool Right: Pump up the Volume review, we bring you the long-anticipated Episode 5 of #StillCoolRight! Join John-Ryan and Gavin and they wax poetic on subjects ranging from the undeniable idiocy of 90’s fashion (JNCO Jeans, Hypercolor, Looney Tunes) to when it’s appropriate to yell at people for breaking the social contract (answer: always), and we wrap up with #StillCoolMusic you should be listing to in order to STAY COOL . We sip cocktails as we dive into the deep end of the adulting pool; sharing thoughts, reminiscing on crushes, telling embarrassing stories, and admiring a wall of 70’s centerfolds.
    To paraphrase They Live: Obey, Conform, Stay Cool.
    Podcast & Blog: bit.ly/stillcool
    Twitter: bit.ly/23kvFzp
    Instagram: bit.ly/23rXUbO
    Soundcloud: bit.ly/1RKNCQg
    Snapchat: stillcoolright
    56 min
  • "PUMP UP THE VOLUME!"
    "Is there life after high school?" One of our favorite films asks the hard questions! Pump up the Volume, released in 1989, starts a peak Christian Slater, has hot 90's girls, and the best fucking soundtrack of all time. John-Ryan Shea and Gavin Allen TALK HARD is this episode of #StillCoolRight
    Podcast & Blog: bit.ly/stillcool
    Twitter: bit.ly/23kvFzp
    Instagram: bit.ly/23rXUbO
    Soundcloud: bit.ly/1RKNCQg
    Snapchat: stillcoolright
    33 min

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John-Ryan Shea & Gavin Allen are two friends from Northeast Los Angeles who sip cocktails and talk about the fine art of growing up. Subscribe to our pod for candid and comedic conversations about…