Stir the Plot

This week we're dusting off an old cinematic treasure, a movie nearly lost to the sands of time. That's right, it's 2008's Iron Man, the movie that started it all! Some talking points: improv maracas, Gavin the ghost writer, and crinkle-cut dookie potatoes.

Colton went digging around in the film bog again this week, and somehow emerged with Generation X (1996). A 90's X-men movie that can't seem to get its act or licensing together... guess we'll just have to fix it! Some talking points: Mike and Sully go to space, mutant paralegals, and the scorpion guy behind the 24-hour vape shop.

It's Morbin' time baby! In honor of our 50th episode, we're stirring up the plot of the critically acclaimed, audience beloved masterpiece, Morbius! A few talking points: Spanish Yogi, vantablack zebras, and gooping at the House of Congress.

 There hasn't been a show like this since the Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell in a Cell! This week we're stirring the plot of 2010's Tucker & Dale vs. Evil into a WWE wrestling match of the century! Some other talking points: IMDBrady, Loreal's Big Fat Experiment, and delectable low fruit.

What do dogs and dolphins have in common? Love apparently. This week we're stirring up the plot of the 90's children's movie Zeus and Rozanne into a... Joker origin story? Some other talking points: The Willy Wonka Games, Grogu tokens, and the haunting of the Mad Hatter.

We're back this week and... we're gonna need a suit. That's right! We're stirring up the plot of the original John Wick into a very bizarre (and very spicy) Fast and Furious sequel. Some other talking points: Daredevil camp, sriracha surgery, and Amazonian milky tree frogs.

This Edge of Tomorrow episode will have you... on the edge of your seat! We're stirring the plot of this 2014 sci-fi classic into an all-out war against the Mime Mommy and her mind-controlled minions. Some other talking points: Q Drops, Big Milka, TikTok psy-ops, and the man hiding in your walls.

We'll back next week with business as usual! In the meantime, why don't you chew on this delicious montage of all our favorite moments from the past few years? Go ahead, take a bite. Do it you coward.

Merry Oscars everyone! Like so many household roaches, we've crawled out from hiding to bring you Oscarpalooza 2k23! So join us as we once again stir up the plots of the Best Picture nominees into even Better Picture nominees. Some talking points: Rizzies and razzies, truffle pigs, and unsolicited Ireland slander.

Derek does a velociraptor impression in this one. So if that doesn't inspire you to listen to us stir the plot of Jurassic Park into a Cold War dystopia about communism and lizard men, I don't know what will. Other talking points: Nicole Kidman's theater kinks, the buttered popcorn secret formula, and being roasted alive by Cinemark seat warmers.