Michele Steele sits down with Ben Cahn (After Hours) for a bonus crossover episode of StockTwits TV. They open on Ben's recent run-in with a hostile cat — and the very real cortisol spike that came with it — before turning to the markets.
On the table: the wild Cerebras IPO that priced way above its original $150–$200 range and opened around $350, the rumored SpaceX IPO debuting at a $2 trillion valuation, and the uncomfortable reality that retail investors increasingly serve as exit liquidity for venture capital.
Ben argues the software sector has bottomed. The IGV ETF dropped 20–30% in Q1 on fears that AI would kill SaaS, but volume has surged since February and Jensen Huang himself says the entire move was an overreaction. The new narrative: AI is accretive to software, not destructive (Jevons paradox).
Plus: Chinese conglomerates quietly rolling up American consumer brands (Shein/Everlane, Luckin/Blue Bottle, Anta/Arc'teryx), Chinese EV build quality, Trump-family trades and World Liberty Financial, the enshittification of everything, and a brief national crisis over Spotify's disco-ball icon.
00:00 Cold open & Ben's cat attack
02:08 Evolution, primal fear, and Brooklyn apartments
02:43 "Would you buy your own stock?"
03:14 T-Rex shares & 3x levered Raptors
03:43 The Cerebras IPO — what actually happened
04:54 Where Ben would dip a toe (sub-$300)
05:13 Why retail can't build wealth in IPOs anymore
06:15 SpaceX at a $2 trillion valuation
07:01 Are P/E and market cap antiquated?
07:17 Vibes better than valuations
07:47 The Economist: is the market ignoring reality?
08:53 Narratives, FinTwit, and post-hoc reasoning
09:39 The Strait of Hormuz only matters when it matters
10:50 Running out of distractions
11:44 Why this administration won't let stocks fall
12:05 IGV: is software bottoming?
13:07 Volume surge signals a tradable bottom
13:21 Anthropic / Claude killing SaaS narrative
13:50 Jensen Huang says it's an overreaction
14:46 "Service Yesterday" — Ben pitches a rival
15:50 Jevons paradox & AI as accretive
16:29 Trump family trades every 9 minutes
17:22 Shein acquires Everlane for $100M
18:06 Luckin acquires Blue Bottle
19:10 Chinese conglomerates rolling up US brands
19:58 Enshittification of everything
20:36 Luckin's near-delisting comeback
21:28 Arc'teryx is owned by Anta Sports
22:46 Chinese EV build quality (BYD on US roads)
23:40 Spotify's disco-ball icon backlash
25:11 The real news we're not paying attention to
26:27 Phones in black-and-white mode & Cerebrus jokes
27:14 Inside Spotify's World Trade Center offices
28:23 Bloomberg's elite snacks
28:40 Semiconductors: SOXL, SMH, SiC, GaN
29:38 Stuffing semiconductor nerds in lockers
29:58 "Local top" — the joke they didn't make
30:21 Wrap & God bless America
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