AS THE BONG TURNS I-IV

Written by Stephani Thompson

Performed by Grace Penzell, Phoebe Richards, Kayla Teel, and Stephani Thompson

New Episode! Tenth Wake 'n' Bake! We're on a roll for our last weekly episode (find us at patreon.com/stonerchicks in your browser, folks) and are asking QUESTIONS. Eating DONUTS. Smoking BONGS. Laughing HARD. Anddddddd making sure to stay silly.

Come along for this extra long friendship showdown while we ask things like, which hole is the jelly hole? And, more classically: Wuhh would you do?

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Anyway a LOT of BIG topics in this week's episode! Important rocks. Parking lot rocks. Space Rocks (thanks Audrey). Then PISS OR KISS, then Small Business Time! Then Weed in the News! Then Happy Animal News Break! It's a jam-packed party of an ep, frankly.

WITN Article: https://www.npr.org/2025/01/10/nx-s1-5220336/despite-strict-laws-texas-is-awash-in-intoxicating-cannabis

Small Businesses

@shewolfstudios

@greenfairy_apothecary

@lnu.glass

@the_intuition_dietitian

@beccaliciousglass

@moonstonedalternative

Happy Animal News Break Video (middle clip): https://youtu.be/jB_C4LTKFuM?si=slkqtJ1SshVjeidh

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Happy 200th, Stoners!

In this episode, we get *not* Underbaked and listen to CLIPS CLIPS CLIPS. We’ve got As the Bong Turns compilations, we’ve got Bong Box montages, folks. And they’re funny! So Happy Clipsmas, and join us as we listen back to some of our favorite moments of the last 200 episodes. We love you, and thank you for listening.

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In this week’s episode, the much anticipated Season Finale of As the Bong Turns read LIVE by the Stoner Chicks! Featuring twists and turns you’ll never expect.  What is Cha Cha? Who is GF??!!!!

Past Episodes of As the Bong Turns:

148. As the Bong Turns

171. As the Bong Turns II

183. As the Bong Turns III

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Edited by German at YPEditor.com; Theme Song by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jessica DiMari⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠; Cover Art by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Ben Redder⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠AJ Dent⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and Kayla Teel

Happy New Year from the Stoner Chicks! Grace gets baked and studies Julie d’Aubigny in an all-new Danklopedia, Stephani makes a delicious new Weedatouille treat, and Kayla and Grace make important distinctions between Reddit threads about trees and Reddit threads about weeds.

Steph receives a blast from the past, Phoebe recaps our 2024 Stoner Movie Book Club movies from worst to 1st, and all four chicks detail their Weed Wishes for 2025. Happy New Year, sweet stoners! 💚

The Stoner Chicks are back in school, discussing lobster colleges and getting high before you are boiled alive. Stephani brings another edition of Stephani’s Super Dumb Quiz where you can find out which vanlife gadget recommended by YouTube sensation, Lulu’s Way you are! So niche! So dumb! And Grace brings the class with glass on another episode of GetBakedtoven.

This week kicks off with Phoebe christening a new bong from Bird & Mouse Glass that the gals have dubbed Judy. An amazing voicemail high thought from one of our favorite listeners! And then our last SMBC listener suggested film brought to you by our very own Kayla Teel, the Netflix movie Feast of the Seven Fishes. The gals get horny for the holidays discussing this nostalgic holiday romp.

This week on Stoner Chicks, Phoebe tells us about some thrilling hockey action from the Seattle Kraken and Steph brings a High Thought about returning fashion trends! Then, Grace tells the chicks about Stoner of the Week Billie ‘Lady Day’ Holiday and they lay out the perfect recipe for enjoying the season.  

Cited sources: 

-‘Billie’ (2019) directed by James Erskine 

-‘Blues Legacies and Black Feminism: Gertrude "Ma" Rainey, Bessie Smith, and Billie Holiday’ (1999), written by Angela Y. Davis 

-‘Billie Holiday vs. Harry J. Anslinger’ episode of Great Moments in Weed History Podcast, by David Bienenstock