WE'RE FINALLY ENDING OUR BRAT SUMMER WITH THE SEXY MURDER MYSTERY, MAXXXINE. WE MIGHT HAVE HAD A LITTLE MORE ALCOHOL THAN USUAL SO WE APOLOGIZE BUT WHATS A BETTER WAY TO END BRAT SUMMER THAN WITH A BLACK OUT WHILE WATCHING HORROR MOVIE ABOUT PORN STARS. 

THE STONIES HAVE LEFT THE HORRORS OF THE SEX REHAB BEHIND AND HAVE NOW MOVED ON TO A CABIN IN THE WOODS...  

WE'RE BACK AGAIN WITCHES AND GHOULS WITH ANOTHER WILD RIDE... WE MAKE REDNECK MARGARITAS AND POP TANYA'S CHERRY WITH THIS FEVER DREAM OF A HORROR MOVIE: TONIGHT SHE COMES.  

THE STONIES ARE BACK TO CAUSE HAVOC THIS MONTH & WE THOUGHT WHAT BETTER WAY TO SAY GOODBYE TO SUMMER THAN WITH THE BRAT WAY! WE CHOSE THREE MOVIES FOR AUGUST THAT WE THINK REALLY GIVE BRAT ENERGY... STARTING WITH THIS LITTLE TRAIN WRECK... WE DRINKING ALONG TO THE SEXY FUN TUBI SLASHER: KILLER BODY COUNT. WE DRINK PINK SHOTS WHILE WE TALK TENT SEX, GAY AWAKENINGS, & TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHO THE DEVIL IS! 

FINALLY A WEEK LATE BUT THE STONIES ARE BACK WITH A DRUKEN COMMENTARY TO THIS HILARIOUS HORROR COMEDY FROM THE MIND OF PETER JACKSON! 

GRAB YOUR DRINKS, SNACKS, AND GANJA BECAUSE THE STONEY BESTIES GO TO IRELAND TO INVESTIGATE THE UNDERGROUND CLOWN SOCIETY! THEY MAKE GREEN WINE, ROLL UP SOME CHERRY POPPERS AND WATCH THE HORROR COMEDY, STITCHES. 

GRAB YOU DRINK, SNACKS, WEED & BEST ANIMAL PRINT BECAUSE THE STONEY BESTIES ARE GOING DOWN THE SHORE FOR THEIR SPRING BREAK EPISODE! *NSFW* REPEAT *NSFW* 

WE'RE BACK FOR SOME MORE BLOODY FUN! IT'S MARCH MADNESS HERE AT THE STONEY HOUSEHOLD AND WE ARE STARTING OFF WITH A CULT CLASSIC THAT TANYA D HAS NEVER WATCHED, DRAG ME TO HELL... WE TALK GETTING GUMMED, CHRISTINE'S HORRIBLE DECISION SKILLS & WHO WOULD WE CHOOSE TO CURSE IF WE HAD THE CHANCE... ALL WHILE WE DRINK SOME LOVELY RED WINE.  

HERE'S A LITTLE TREAT FOR YOU WITXHES & GHOULS... AFTER A FEW BONG RIPS & SOME WINE THE STONEY BESTIES HAVE A FUN LITTLE CHAT ON WHO THEY WANT TO MFK IN THE HOLIDAY HORRORVERSE! BE PREPARED FOR SOME NAUGHTY BANTER AS THEY GET READY FOR THE NEW YEAR. 

GRAB THE SPIKED HOT CHOCOLATE, SNACKS AND YOUR BEST GREEN BECAUSE IT IS TIME FOR A HOLIDAY EPISODE! THE STONEY BESTIES TRAVEL TO ANGEL FALLS AND MAKE A WISH THAT THEY WERE NEVER BORN.. THEY MAKE SPIKED COCO AND WATCH THE SOON TO BE HOLIDAY SLASHER: IT'S A WONDERFUL KNIFE. THEY TALK JUSTIN LONG'S TEETH, WINNIE'S FUCKASS BOB, THE WERID METH SIDE PLOT & TRY TO UNDERSTAND WTF WAS THE KILLER! 

THE STONEY BESTIES ARE BACK! WE GRAB SOME WHISKEY & A FAT BLUNT, & POP IN A MODERN CULT CLASSIC. IT IS TIME TO END THE OUGHITES PART 2 WITH A STAPLE IN THE HOME INVASION SUB-GENRE... THE STRANGERS FROM 2006, IT'S A HIT A MISS FOR MOST HORROR FANS BUT TO USE IT WAS DEFINITELY SCRAY GOOD TIME THAT WE WON'T FORGET. WE NOT ONLY POP TANYA D'S CHERRY BUT ALSO OUR LOVELY COHOSTS AS WELL! SO GRAB THOSE DRINKS, SNACKS AND YOUR FAVORITE GREEN BECAUSE IT IS TIME TO GET THIS PARTY STARTED!