Full episode is available for Cookies Hoops Patreon subscribers! Andrew invents the dumpling burrito (1:23), we're talking tariffs (7:32), the unsung legacy of Paris Hilton (21:32),  Y2K bugging out (31:03), Elizabeth Street Garden debate (46:21), Cooper Flagg: exposed or exactly as expected? (1:01:32), Russell Westbrook and accountability fetishists (1:18:30), Goldsberry's plan to ban the corner 3 (1:39:02), Thompson twins are the human update (1:51:03).