Cookies: A Basketball Podcast

Predictable grievances about food influencers (12:22), Kelly Clarkson mistaken for poor by Big Necromancy (22:01), Grimes' Bed-Stuy redemption (40:29), RIP Russian bot farms (49:03), Cooper Flagg's coniferous new logo (1:05:22), the Little Green Hand is now patting Paul George on the back (1:17:32), NBA rookie watch: AJ, Peterson, Boozer, Wilson (1:32:11), Ben Simmons might be back-ish (1:45:33) and avoids being roasted by Kings owner Vivek Ranadive (1:54:22).

Listen to the full episode (and every full episode) by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Chinatown food crawl 1:18, lost wookie culture 11:32, pumping thoughts at the brain gym (26:19), is the Russian plague another psyop (45:22), Sixers x Knicks (1:05:23), Karl-Anthony Towns wants a new contract (1:30:32), Millennial vs Gen Z pickup ball culture (1:32:03), Blazers announcer fired for offensive comments (1:40:44).

In praise of emotional gatherings (1:04), the death of web-surfing (13:22), AI intrusiveness continues (27:03), "Primetime" movie chitchat (48:15), subway tile art (55:27), Isiah Thomas returns to his rightful home at MSG (1:10:21), are the Spurs leaning into being heels? (1:18:29), Sacramento Kings' hot mic extravaganza (1:32:39), institution of new "push off" rule (1:42:25).

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9/11 tribute week (1:20), RIP to our friend Lucien Smith (24:12), AI doomsday scenarios (43:02), Linsanity revisited yet again (1:02:31), NBA crazy tiers (1:19:05), Jalen Duren free agency lingers (1:28:22), unexplored role player prototypes and the unique value of anomalies (1:40:01).

Listen to the full episode by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon! What happened to weed culture? (1:30), tall dude at the concert privilege (12:01), 9/11 and Kirkversary (23:22), influencers pillage the US Open (41:27), Pablo vindicated, Clippers punished (1:06), Amen Thompson signs max deal (1:33:22), our GOAT Ben Simmons is back (1:44:08).

Listen to every full episode by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon! We are now intellectual giants (2:43), corporate raves (17:04), Rick Rubin champion of AI (22:42), dive bars in New York City (45:22), if the BQE is here to stay for power broker motorists (1:02:06), Chalamet vs Nets (1:10:02), is Jokic dying on the vine in Denver? (1:15:04), Ausar Thompson and Jalen Duren (1:35:04), NBA ownership financial imbroglios (1:42), Klay Thompson to Miami (1:32).

Fall Supreme drop (2:01), Amazon book destruction (12:33), viral restaurants (23:42), Nancy Mase tatted up (30:17), Fugazi vs Fugazi (44:33), Steve Ballmer = case closed! (1:00:32), Lakers sold to Kushner (1:10:44), Russell Westbrook retires as the perfectly imperfect NBA star (1:27:19), if Amar'e should be in the Hall of Fame and other halfway crooks (1:35:03).

Listen to every full episode by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon! NY in August: city of the dead (1:31), an autopsy of "Woke 1" (13:03), LaMelo's psychedelic house of wonders (30:15), Usher may have a doppelganger featuring So So Def All-Stars (44:24), Royce White and Enes Freedom being as tiresome as ever (1:04:03), WNBA culture wars (1:08:32), Kawhi x Clippers cap circumvention scandal 2: More cap circumvention scandals (1:29:03), okay sure why not let's talk about Ben Simmons one more time (1:45:12).