Go to Orchard Street instead of offing yourself (2:01), playing with plumbers (8:22), historically gross places in NYC (22:32), all cultures have dumplings except one (43:41), real fans don't go to games or watch them (56:09), RIP: rest in Pistons (1:08:22), Julius Randle blamed again (1:35:42), Knicks vs Cavs in the EFC (1:18:19), Daryl Morey fired by Sixers (1:42:33).

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Performative dog owners (6:22), train dreams (17:29), JP Morgan scammer (42:10), Sixers vs Celtics (56:18), Knicks rout Hawks (1:20:01), Cookies Hoops civil war (1:25:22), Eastern Conference aura (1:40:29), Jokic slander (1:48:02).

Uninspired false flags (1:43), Prince St Pizza (28:22), Knicks dine on Magic City wings (43:02), Scientology speed runs (55:19), Nikola Jokic and every NBA star have now been exposed! (1:02:36), LeBron sidequests (1:20:02), if the NBA's agenda is anti-player (1:45:09).

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Wok issues (2:04), $40 chicken scandal hits Greenpoint like a sledgehammer (8:30), Jack Harlow's wonderful hat (29:07), Beebs at Coachella (39:17), Joel Embiid out (1:06:33), let's talk Knicks vs Hawks (1:17:03), if Anthony Edwards can take next step (1:37:20).

The stress of doing nothing (1:35), Jay-Z at Yankee Stadium (14:06), baseball allegedly trending (30:17), NYC's most loathsome fans (42:41), Duke stunned in moral victory for basketball (1:08:22), NBA's undeclared culture war (1:25:06), Kon vs LaMelo (1:40:29), fake assists, real debate (1:59:03).

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Is he alive or dead? (1:23), AI brain damage (9:32), shadow 9/11 commission (30:02), Rawkus Records (35:42), Jack Harlow (40:15), we're struggling to acclimate to having extreme wealth (52:17), Bam's 83 point game (1:07:03), if nerds ruined basketball (1:20:01), Brunson statue (1:40:22).

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