Stop the Bit

Ben is dead!! Blake Rosier is here to comfort a distraught Ryan, and maybe adopt him? Gotta set him straight somehow. Then later in the episode, the boys discover that maybe it's time to take their relationship to the next level. Please share and subscribe, it's the only way to bring Ben back from the dead!

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Chapters:

00:00:00 - Introducing Blake

00:04:46 - Girlfriends

00:06:30 - Breaking Squid Games

00:11:12 - MrBeast

00:16:08 - Coca Cola

00:19:36 - Giving AF

00:21:02 - Creative Childhoods

00:25:29 - Adopt-A-Friend

00:34:02 - Life Goals

00:42:39 - Blind Date

00:46:48 - Escaping Global Warming

00:52:03 - Will Smith

01:00:00 - Outro

The Joker blew up our set!! Garrett McKenna showed up after bombing our beautiful stage, and now all we can do is help him find a new position at the DMV. Furthermore, we wonder: who wrote the original birthday song? Does The Joker have a future career as a Rat Pack crooner? And then, for the other half of the episode... we just talk 🍆 size insecurities. Please share and subscribe—lest we record next episode from a porta-potty!

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Chapters:

00:00:00 - Introducing Garrett

00:05:03 - A Short Fuse

00:08:49 - Happy Birthday: Origins

00:12:45 - Swim Party

00:16:52 - Presenting

00:18:36 - Minecraft vs. Minions

00:23:52 - Hair & Makeup

00:30:15 - Job Interview

00:34:02 - Manscaping

00:41:56 - Sizing Each Other Up

00:46:17 - Joker's Music Career

00:51:38 - Outro

Today we're joined by comedian Chad Maxwell! In an episode full of new racial slurs, we introduce Ryan's British grandfather, board a mystery cruise, and review some of the WORST popular podcasts. Furthermore, we scrutinize a sensual ChatGPT encounter, adjudicate historic rap beefs, and share our biggest personal phobias! Like, subscribe, comment, review, and start passionately kissing your phone during your favorite bits.

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Chapters:

00:00:00 - Introducing Chad

00:04:47 - Rap Beefs

00:08:54 - Asian Cuisine

00:12:00 - Manifestos

00:15:36 - AI Relationships

00:20:15 - Men Won't Go to Therapy

00:26:02 - Mystery Cruise

00:31:14 - Grandpa Jason Bourne

00:36:44 - Fatal Anxieties

00:42:56 - Worst Podcasts

00:46:49 - Outro

Today's guest is stand-up comedian Sean Dolan! Together, the boys ask: what is a "bit," anyway? Why won't Germans loosen up? Why won't Ryan's anus loosen up? Why is buying a sweet little lollipop SO DIFFICULT? Why does Ben forsake his storied career as host at Top 10 Nerd? What can Ryan's future son tell us? Is cannabis-driven psychosis a real thing?

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Chapters:

00:00:00 - Introducing Sean

00:03:00 - Onomatopoeia

00:06:45 - Sensitive Germans

00:10:26 - Stand-Up at a Rave

00:14:17 - Funny vs. Sexy

00:17:15 - Butthole Bouncer

00:26:36 - Checkout Difficulty

00:31:01 - Bit-ception

00:32:39 - Inspector Gadget's Dildo

00:38:20 - Top 10 Nerd

00:41:22 - Ryan's Future Son

00:49:53 - Vertigo

00:54:35 - Diarrhea Rules

00:58:52 - Bad Trip-Sitter

01:02:29 - Outro

Today's guest is star of stage and screen Blake Rosier! Maybe you've encountered him in Joel Haver's film Anyone Else But Me or seen his viral TikTok videos; but today, Blake takes us on a trip to Disneyland, introduces us to his cousin D-Money, and remembers a wildly inappropriate slumber party.

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Chapters:

00:00:00 - Blake's Wardrobe

00:03:15 - Superman

00:04:44 - Sentient Hat

00:08:18 - Tucking w/ Disney

00:13:06 - Hitting the Bottle

00:18:00 - Disney Adults

00:23:35 - Licking Krypto

00:27:45 - D-Money

00:40:17 - Back with Blake

00:42:51 - Mechanic Happy Ending

00:45:23 - Party like it's 2008

00:47:20 - Shrek for All Time

00:49:56 - Stick to the Script

01:12:48 - Sleepover

01:16:37 - Outro

Ryan had a bad dream—and it ruined the show! In today's episode, the boys get philosophical. What conspiracies lurk behind the chief scientists of Panda Express? What's the best way to orchestrate a hunger strike? How would God judge his creations: mankind, podcasters, the mushroom kingdom... And is Princess Peach a tradwife—or Bowser's dirty ****? Then, Ben interviews the latest folk hero and scourge of the 1%: a honeybee with ulterior motives?!

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Chapters:

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:51 - Ryan's Dream

00:04:32 - In the Doghouse

00:06:58 - Protestin' w/ PETA

00:11:13 - Gandhi was HANGRY

00:18:11 - Ryan's Dream

00:18:36 - Panda Express Flat-Earthers

00:27:16 - The Jesus Christ Show

00:30:12 - Wario & Yahweh

00:39:08 - A Buzzy Assassin

00:45:16 - Ryan's Dream

00:47:33 - Outro

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In today's episode, Ben & Ryan discuss shortcuts to viral fame before uncovering lost pitches for "Man vs. Wild w/ Bear Grylls" spin-offs. Then, desperate for stimulation, Ryan turns to ChatGPT—but each trivial request comes with a dire warning!

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Chapters:

00:00:00 - Age anxiety

00:02:00 - I'm so confused

00:04:21 - Lockdown stress

00:05:53 - Confused in the afterlife

00:08:19 - Dudes being insecure

00:10:58 - Beard aspirations

00:12:03 - Becoming a rap genius

00:17:28 - Skip to the cool part

00:18:53 - Self-awareness

00:22:04 - Losing the mystique

00:23:51 - Man vs. Wild spin-offs

00:32:18 - Bombing on stage

00:36:49 - Asking ChatGPT

00:43:27 - Nature is healing

00:49:36 - Every billionaire is a policy failure

00:53:06 - Homogenized culture

00:56:18 - Amusing Ourselves to Death

You've seen us on their show; now see Ben and Emil join the pod to teach us about ethics in horse journalism! Plus, another round of "Chum Shots," where our guests explain their way out of sticky stations! Plus, more insight on boner pills than we really asked for! Plus, what's Ryan's banking PIN?!

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Chapters:

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:44 - Ben, the Mathemagician

00:03:23 - Getting Hacked

00:06:18 - Shopping on TikTok

00:10:04 - Fathers Day

00:12:18 - Gifting is Inefficient

00:13:12 - Chum Shots

00:23:40 - Surname Etymology

00:33:44 - Boner Pills

00:40:18 - Horse Whisperer

00:50:08 - Back to the studio

00:51:17 - Clickbait Headlines

01:02:39 - Mobile Games

01:06:01 - Outro

The boys recount their recent trips. Ben takes a detour to Taco Bell. Ryan can't control his intrusive thoughts. A summer vacay state of mind leads us to wonder: what would you do in your final moments before a plane crash? Why'd they try to cap Cali Swag District? And what's it gonna take to get Ben to find Jesus?

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Chapters:

00:00:00 - Our summer vacation

00:05:13 - Drugs, the podcast

00:08:01 - Sleeping in the airport

00:12:52 - Ryan, the missionary

00:14:26 - Flight anxiety

00:19:09 - Orgy disaster

00:21:46 - Costa Rica

00:24:33 - Getting a tuk-tuk

00:28:07 - Rainy date

00:34:23 - Surprise guest

00:40:04 - New York State of Mind

00:49:16 - A trip to Taco Bell

00:54:40 - The little British man Ryan ate

00:57:44 - Cali Swag District

01:00:16 - Love you all

01:03:33 - Outro

The boys are joined by dungeon master Calvin LaVallee for a Dungeons & Dragons one-shot adventure: The Fireball Festival. Will Ryan and Ben make it to Green Day in time? What's in their mysterious package? Will the sketchy band of miscreants hounding them finally atone for rampant cultural appropriation? Stay tuned, and roll for initiative!

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Chapters:

00:00:00 - Ordinary World

00:00:58 - Call to Adventure

00:08:37 - Meeting with the Mentor

00:13:10 - Tests, Allies, and Enemies

00:19:05 - Approach to the Inmost Cave

00:22:58 - The Ordeal

00:31:56 - Belly of the Whale

00:38:40 - The Road of Trials

00:42:58 - Ulysses and the Sirens

00:52:13 - The Road Back

00:55:19 - Master of the Two Worlds

01:07:15 - Elegy for a Friend

01:12:33 - Rescue from Without

01:15:53 - The Ultimate Boon

01:19:13 - Outro