Stop Thinking With Your Butt

First aired March 26, 2023

*Through a megaphone* 

"Will all the genetically enhanced, secret spy, space marine, super soldiers, please report to the Brazilian space shuttle shaped like Saturn, immediately, for briefing on the next intergalactic Nazi-Reptilian space battle. Thank you." 

*Megaphone cuts off...electrical screech as megaphone kicks back on* 

"And if someone could please escort, Plan B Doctor, to pseudoscience medical room 4A, he seems to have escaped his human-sized hamster ball again. That is all. Sergeant Denial, out."

-Chris covers the #SSP, Secret Space Program. Join today!

Support the show

Stay curious!

First aired March 19, 2023

In the beautiful countryside of Glasgow, Scotland, lies the covetous Overtoun Estate. 

Lush green lawns, quaint streams, and fawn worthy foliage abound. Lines of wealthy philanthropists have resided here and left their mark on the town; statues being erected in their honor. So why, in the name of all that is good and great in this world are dogs committing suicide all over this property!?

Could it be a specter, a thin place, or something we can't even wrap our minds around...OR are dogs just...dumb and clumsy? Let's discuss.

"Oh hidy-ho officer! We've had a doozy of a day. There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around the house when kids started killing themselves all over my property."

"You college kids gotta be more careful!"

"I was just standing there, minding my own business when he just jumped into my wood-chipper." 

-Tucker, Tucker and Dale vs. Evil

Support the show

Stay curious!

First aired March 12, 2023

Chris tackles a topic that has Katie's mouth salivating, the world of North American cryptids. He covers three of the most talked about mythical creatures; The Jersey Devil, Wendigo and Mothman. Tales as old as time but is there lividity to their existence? And why the "H-E-Double Hockey Sticks" is Ben Franklin such a savage? Let's all find out together.

Support the show

Stay curious!

First aired March 5, 2023

Katie's browse history yields interesting and extremely incriminating information. What started as curious ponderings has taken a frolic down the path of "Ya! Why aren't we eating more people." Join STWYB as we discuss the common forms of human trafficking and it's lesser known cousin Body Brokerage.

Support the show

Stay curious!

First aired February 26, 2023

German Professor Paul Dienach falls into a year long comma only to awaken with startling infomation. While his body lay comatos, his mind inhabited that of a physicist who had been involved in an accident in the year 3906. What does he uncover from his year living in the future? And why do the doctors of the future seem so familiar with the concept of the time traveling conciousness? Let's find out together.

Support the show

Stay curious!

First aired February 19, 2023

A profound mystery has confuzzled minds for decades. What really happened on December 24th, 1945 in Fayetteville West Virginia? Five children disappear amidst the chaos of a house fire, presumed dead, but leaving no trace. Surely an entire town hasn't conspired against one man and his secretive past, or did they? Let's unravel this ongoing mystery together!

Support the show

Stay curious!

First Aired June, 4, 2023

Stanley Kubrick creates some of his finest work. No, not Clockwork Orange. No, not The Shinning *gasp.* What does any great director aspire to achieve? The moon baby, the moon! Don't worry Flat Earthers we'll keep it all under the dome....or not...at the very least we'll keep it vague and unfounded. What we once thought to be a 50/50 scenario between fact or faked moon landing footage, finally has us choosing sides. Let's all listen together and determine if this is one small step for mankind or one giant cannonball into lunar lunacy.

Support the show

Stay curious!

First Aired May 28, 2023

What’s more unusual, a hundred year old grudge or a hog that starts a war? For decades two families have been at war with each other. The infamous Hatfield's on one side of the river and the legendary McCoy's on the other. How did it all start, and what kept the hate train rolling. Could this historic feud have been fueled by the decades old land dispute? The murder of a relative? Or is one, wayward pig, really the one to blame? Which family will you side with? Let's get lumberJACKED!

Support the show

Stay curious!

First Aired May 21, 2023

Wake up, go to work, join a cult....make it a an alien sex cult....ooo now add science! Congratulations you are now a Raelian. What could possibly bring the world of science and the world of ancient astronauts together? Sex of course you silly billy. In this heavily D&D saturated episode Chris messes with our minds. He starts by seducing Katie then shotputs her into the sea OF MADNESS where she treads water aimlessly until overcome by abursdity. Have you gotten your tickets to the orgy? Bring lotion, and snacks. Also, contractors wanted for 50 year in the making religious/laboratory/brothel/ancient alien landing pad....no experience necessary....must bring own lotion and snacks.

Support the show

Stay curious!

First Aired May 14, 2023

Easy to disbelieve but hard to disprove. There is evidence out there to suggest we don't know as much about this planet as we think we do. How far does our understanding go? First hand encounters dating back to the ancient Sumerian people, name dropping in the bible? Whose to say? But we can definately entertain the idea that bigfoot and Jesus know each other. Let's see what Bigfoot Part II has to offer.

Support the show

Stay curious!