This one's shorter than usual, but that's probably a good thing? Who wants to listen to us talk for an hour-plus? Anyways, if you need cuddling advice, want to know about park dates or just want to hear some erotic fanfiction about your favorite hosts, this is the episode for you.

Lots of presidential humor in this one, you guys, but probably not about the president you're expecting. Also, Anthony does just a totally very good impression of Ricky Ricardo.

Other topics covered: babysitting, frogs, gamers' rights, Netflix original movies

This is a very exciting episode because we have our first ever guest, Conall Quinn. Please forgive how bad the episode sounds, we were sharing two mics between three people. The comedy is good as always though, folks.

Some topics covered: making out, high school crushes, piss guitars, classic "The Office" moments, Jeff Probst and being basic. Enjoy.

Folks, I'm so excited to announce that in this episode, there is a backdoor pilot for our radio play of "The Fast and The Furious." Also, we give a lot of good advice in this episode? And the comedy's pretty OK too? Actually, now that I think of it this might be our best episode yet?

Folks, our annual member drive is here. Donate at the $15 a month level and get a free "Cool Is Stupid" t-shirt. Also, there's a twist at the end of this episode. Enjoy!

I regret to inform you that Genevieve outs herself as a massive psychopath in this episode. You have been warned.

Also, do you guys remember "The Pink Panther" (2006, dir. Shawn Levy)? We talk about that one a little bit.

Also also, we announce A NEW CONTEST. Submit your fan art to win a hat!

Other topics: social media etiquette, dentist daddies, bitcoin

Look, this is probably the worst episode yet, but we do a Christmas Carol radio play and a long bit about Garfield, the angry orange cat. Download Amazon Prime using promo code "stopthispodcast" and get 20 percent off your first Fairly Oddparents. I'm sorry to Tim Allen for the mean joke I made about him. Happy holidays! (Also there's ASMR in this episode. We are so sorry.)

To quote our dear host Anthony, "This is the grossest episode of any podcast that's ever been recorded."

In this, our 10th episode, we cover all things kissing: what it is, how to do it and how to make it more fun.

Also, we invent competitive kissing.

Maybe there's even an on-mic smooch...guess you'll have to listen to find out.

It's here, folks. Our first ever Halloween (pronounced Halloween) episode. We cover ghosting, talking to ghosts, werewolves, Ouija boards, the Power Rangers, the Devil and so much more. It's a true spooktacular, a regular frightmare!

This episode is for fans of kissing, James Cameron's "Avatar," seaside very small Greek places and the Nintendo Switch.

And congratulations to Derek and Ashley on winning the pivot table contest!