Guest Matt Stephens joins to talk some semen retention after I speak at length about how weird and deadly men's autoerotic lifestyles are getting

I talk about smoking far too much loud, A guy gets too drunk and almost lights his apartment on fire, Highschoolers are acting way too old, A dude ditches his friends on LSD.

My local elementary school has pegged me as a safety threat for unfair reasoning, A woman huffs computer duster at Rite Aid, the wrong whole, and much more

I talk about my 2nd grade teacher, Someones bearded dragon commits suicide, some vile humans do sex in Walmart, and much much more

I talk about discipline, Seeing your friends parents have sex, little people, and some other things

I talk about pooping at a music festival, models pulling their titties out in public, the Executive Chairman of BP Oil, how I got my new job as a butcher, and many many more things