Take your little milk and cookies and get the fuck out of here!

Topics include: the Slap Heard 'Round the World; craft candy; various December holidays in 2024; new traditions; put the 'mas; back in Christmas; double butts; Tom bastardizes Christianity again; terrible holiday songs; gift giving, receiving, and insufferable spoiled brats; I'm buying pantyhose for ME!; Kurt Cobain's massive cockarms; lovely foreign insults; Richard Peterson

#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #OrangeCreamsicle #craftcandy #decemberholidays #winterholidays #giftgiving #KurtCobainQuotes #RichardPeterson

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Put on the Meat Suit and deal with it.

Topics include: Tom's Philadelphia doppelganger; a truly unique band shirt; Wesley Willis and his headbump bruise; eating Play Doh; Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul; could you cut your own head off with a chainsaw?; This Old House; evolution and why it doesn't happen in a hundred years; The Meat Suit

#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #painting #doppelganger #bandshirts #WesleyWillis #PlayDoh #MikeTysonVsJakePaul #ThisOldHouse

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Gather 'round folks, and I will sing you the song of my peop - OOH, BUTTERFLY, BUTTERFLY!!!

Topics include: Ghost in the Alexa; Jodi Arias; the human race is doomed; Tom's old comic book; Mike reviews the Wendy's Crabby Patty Meal; Indian food; weird band names; tech support; engagement rings; Mike's Tech Tips; Mike is lucky he doesn't get beaten up more often; bicyclists; BMX; ADD; conversion vans

#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #JodiArias #CrabbyPattyMeal #IndianFood #TechSupport #diamonds #EngagmentRings #techtips #bicyclists #BMX

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Sorry, no video again this week!  Audio-only listeners won't notice a difference, but the YouTube viewers will.  We'll be back to normal next episode.  On the plus side, this is a really funny episode.

Topics include: Tom has a dream about urethral sounding; Tom says "yeah" a lot; Helen Keller; The Greatest American Hero; Vantablack BMWs?; Jesus "Gets" Us; Garfield is dead; AI is creepy and weird and scary; Bro My God!; snorting cum; what the fuck is going on?; oyster crackers and saltines; Tom flooded a vestibule at Kmart; flannel sheets; 

#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #urethralsounding #HelenKeller #GreatestAmericanHero #vantablack #JesusGetsUs #Garfield #JimDavis #AI #Kmart #flannelsheets

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It's that time again!  Time to get SpOoOoOky!

Topics include: Tom's headphones go missing, and then mysteriously reappear; Mike is accosted by an old man because of his shirt; litterboxes in classrooms?; conservatives; what if you get attacked by a Dracula?; movies; phobias; the "Marinara Trench"; is "filmically" a word?; last meals of death row inmates

#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #missingproperty #litterboxesinclassrooms #conservatives #Dracula #phobias #deathrow #lastmeal

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I basically put a red pepper flake in my eye during this episode, and it really, really hurt.

Topics include: Guy Fieri; half-assed dopplegangers; time travel; celebrity impersonators; Truth.com ads; dogs; Justin Beiber confronts rude fans; F.A.T.A.L.; mental illness; pepper spray; being out of shape

#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #GuyFieri #dopplegangers #celebrityimpersonators #Justin Beiber #FATALRPG #mentalillness #pepperspray

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Little know fact, FedEx is short for Federation Excelsior.

Topics include: we welcome Diz to the Gaming Channel; longing for Thanksgiving; time travel; Would You Rather?; Overrated or Underrated?; generic cars; pranks

#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #Thanksgiving #timetravel #Beatles #tea #vintagesoda #jellopuddingpops #USPS #NewYorkStyle #pranks

Diz's YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Dizaster1995 

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Mike may be a hobbit, but he's a damned successful one!

Topics include: poopy shrimp; sick penis; propaganda; Tom hates sitcoms; Mike visits New Jersey; penile law

#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #FamilyMatters #BigBangTheory #NewJersey #hobbit #FreedomRock #Scientology

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Is it true?  Is the Cybertruck really just an SUV with PS1 graphics?

Topics include: the Four Amishmen of the Apocalypse; Thing, The Thing, and John Carpenter's The Thing; unusual sports, real, or invented?; The Walkening; Elon Musk; RFK and his bear

#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #cardboardtubefightingleague #wifecarrying #shovelracing #PoohSticks #FireballSoccer #ChristopherWalken #ElonMusk #RFKbear #SOFTPLAY #WaxFang #FozzyBand

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Join us as we explore the world of AI-generated music, the definition of Shoegaze, drinking hard liquor as a substitute for water, and more!

Topics include: Mike is repairing and restoring a guitar, this song of the week brought to you by AI (Suno); should cover songs stay true to the original, or be reinterpretations of the original?; the definition of Shoegaze; Tom's beach trip; a cowboy's drink of choice; Steve Buscemi; the way creative people think; reality tunnels; space exploration; sex toy or obscure comic book character?; 

Check out jackdeth's song, Summer Party Song, and others at https://suno.com/@jackdeth 

Tom's music can be found at https://suno.com/@system_of_a_clown 

Watch us play Goat Simulator here: https://youtu.be/xNLksPfqnEE 

Watch us play Human Fall Flat here: https://youtu.be/ZhYE0c43jPw 

#podcast #comedy #comedypodcast #guitarrepair #guitarrestoration #AImusic #Suno #coversongs #shoegaze #SteveBuscemi #creativity #realitytunnels #RobertAntonWilson #sextoys #comics

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