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Alice is called as a witness in the trial, accidentally upsetting the jury-box due to her growing size. She denies any knowledge of the stolen tarts, leading to absurd exchanges with the King, who attempts to apply nonsensical rules related to her height.

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Alice attends a chaotic trial where the Knave of Hearts is accused of stealing the Queen's tarts. The King acts as a bumbling judge, and the first witness, the Hatter, provides nonsensical testimony that further adds to the confusion in the courtroom. During the proceedings, Alice continues to grow larger, causing disruptions.

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The Mock Turtle vividly describes the peculiar "Lobster Quadrille," a dance involving lobsters being thrown into the sea. He and the Gryphon then demonstrate the dance and sing a whimsical song about a whiting. Alice attempts to tell them her own adventures, but her version becomes increasingly nonsensical, much to the confusion and impatience of her listeners.

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Alice meets the Duchess, who is surprisingly amiable and constantly spouts morals. The Queen then dispatches Alice with a Gryphon to find the Mock Turtle. The Mock Turtle, a melancholic creature, recounts his bizarre education in the sea, including peculiar subjects like "Reeling and Writhing" and "Uglification," taught by various strange masters. 

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Alice finds her way into the Queen's garden where she observes card-gardeners painting white roses red to avoid the Queen's wrath. The Queen of Hearts arrives with a grand procession, and an absurd game of croquet ensues, played with live flamingos as mallets and hedgehogs as balls, while the Queen constantly threatens to behead anyone she dislikes. 

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Alice joins a perpetual tea-party hosted by the March Hare and the Hatter, with a sleepy Dormouse. The conversation is filled with illogical riddles and nonsensical remarks, frustrating Alice with their rudeness and the constant changing of places. She eventually leaves in disgust, deciding it's the stupidest tea-party she has ever attended.

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Alice observes two footmen, one resembling a fish and the other a frog, discussing an invitation for the Duchess. She enters a kitchen filled with pepper smoke, where the Duchess nurses a constantly sneezing baby and a grinning Cheshire Cat sits by the fire. The cook throws dishes, and the Duchess is rude to Alice when asked about the Cat's grin. 

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Alice meets a philosophical Caterpillar who challenges her identity and asks her to recite a poem. He then informs her that eating parts of the mushroom he is on will alter her size. After several attempts to control her size, she has a confusing encounter with a Pigeon who mistakes her for a serpent. Alice eventually returns to her normal height and then shrinks again to approach a nearby house.

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The White Rabbit mistakes Alice for his housemaid and sends her on an errand. Alice enters his house and drinks from a bottle, causing her to grow until she fills the house, leading to the Rabbit and other creatures trying to dislodge her. She escapes by eating a magical cake that shrinks her and finds herself in a wood, encountering a large puppy. 

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To get dry, the creatures participate in a Caucus-Race, where everyone wins prizes. Alice distributes comfits and receives a thimble as her prize.  The Mouse attempts to tell its history, but Alice's repeated mentions of her cat, Dinah, cause the Mouse and other animals to leave. 

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