The Portland Thorns are off to their worst start in franchise history. What’s up? Melina, Phuoc, Sam, and Wilder hop on the microphones to talk through all of the things that have gone wrong with the Thorns so far in 2024, and discuss what needs to be done for them to get back on track.

All that and more in this episode, including: boundless optimism, even more jersey takes, even more depressing stats, and muddled midfield musings.

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