Straight Outta Funny

We've got Siddhant and Anurag on the podcast today. I happened to stumble upon their YT channel one fine day, and absolutely loved their videos and their storytelling style. A long conversation with these two on football and more, much fun. 

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The two intellects have gathered to impart their wisdom upon you dumbfucks. Topics that stretch the human brain's capacity for critical thinking like boob implants, farts vs. burps, Wuhan "virus leak" hypothesis, moon landing, and much more. The experts also ridiculed Gareth Southgate's team selection and tactics, while also admiring his waistcoat's fitting.

How do you feel about listening to men give their opinion about something that doesn't bother them at all? Simping on Jackie Shroff and deep-level discussion on Modiji's Caribbean ancestry.

Absolute baller episode. Shit talk max. We discuss puberty and the Gorilla-Esque hormone- Testosterone. I end up breaking Anirudh's heart by telling him about the reality of chiropractors.

A very random episode, nothing fancy, it's just me shit-talking, again. Here, just to remind you that the episodes might be shitty but it ain't gonna stop.

 "Are you guys actors?" a random stranger overheard our conversation and thought we're actors. It's all in the episode (I'm hyping it lol). We discuss the latest brown face controversy, some football news & talk about shows we watched growing up but shouldn't have.

Alright, listen up. This is a dirty episode, it won't add any value to your life but instead checks your ability for critical thinking. The host touches delicate subjects like fetishes and pedophilia and tries to spin them in his vain and kinda semi-successful attempt to find humor. Get it? Awesome! 

In a very unplanned SOF recording, we talked about comedy movies that we grew up watching. Finding why cyclones have weird names and a lot more shit-talking.

We like to call ourselves problem solvers, and in this episode, we're trying to resolve an age-old common problem- Nipple Inflammation. None of us have any mommy issues btw. We discussed UCL finals and reminisced over the legendary squads both United and Chelsea had. What's happening in Lakshadweep? Veganism, health, beef, and much more.

You'd be almost bored by now of the cancel-culture conversations we've had, but I know no one's listening anyway. So wtf, right? In today's interesting episode learn the actual reason why people get their nipples pierced. Our outlook towards desk jobs, and how it traps you in the comfy bubble. Also, stay till the end to understand why Pep Guardiola is cursed.