Christian Pulisic and Bobby Wood are tearing up Germany while

Nigel de Jong deserved a red and a suspension.  No argument

here.  Meanwhile, whether Alex has a good haircut or not is an

entirely different matter.  And you will only find out for

sure in the next Straight Red.  Which happens to be this

Straight Red.  Lucky you.

#WarOnAlex

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