Hour 1
Today in the English language, I bring to you a new word, newsomeandering. I know everybody was waiting on the edge of their seat for that one. First of all, he can't be the governor of California, IA, anymore. He is term limited out. This is it.
He is almost done. And next up, well, he wants to be your president. He's launched some MAGA adjacent x posts as he tries to out Trump Trump. He's come to South Carolina because we're first in the South. He's hosted the Texas State legislative Democrats who broke their legislature's quorum and ran away looking to gerrymandered states to hide.
Scamala is not gonna run, so she won't be sucking all the political media oxygen over the next two years. So Newsom can jump in with both feet and his, you know, lifetime supply of hair gel, and he can be the front runner. And he is at the top of the Democratic heap just above Buttigieg. You can't get any love from the black community. He's a flamboyant fool who won't have to run against Trump.
And Trump can joke about 2028 all he likes, but that path is being prepared for JD Vance. Although, I'm sure he will be challenged by Ron DeSantis. And Vance is ahead but Newsom has got nowhere to go but up. That doesn't mean he's going up. So this latest media boost for his not so subtle narcissistic blitz for election twenty twenty eight, well, it's the gerrymandering war started by Texas, now spreading throughout the country.
Newsom says Texas is cheating. They're rigging the system. They're attacking the nation's democracy by expanding its republic republican delegation by five seats. And he's gonna fight fire with fire when he should actually be actually just fighting the fires devouring the state of California at the moment. On the fourteenth, he hosted a press conference in Downtown LA surrounded by a who's who of the Democrat Zoo announcing his initiative to redistrict California.
He's gonna push out, to he's gonna push to carve out five Republican congressional seats to counter the damage done by the Texas State Legislature, which was a you know, it's a big whole You know? Press conference was a dud and Trump's enforcement agent stole the show. ICE was out there rounding up illegal aliens without knowing that he was in there trying to tell everyone he was there to save the world. I am light bringer too. Mayor Karen Bass, the aptly named Karen, she went total Karen, launched into another meltdown, talking about law enforcement, you know, put them down for doing their job that she should have done.
Small venue was petty affair. Adam Schiff, despite everything else he's facing, added only a 2¢ tirade calling out Trump's supposed threats to our nation government way of life, which is, you know, pretty good juggling when you're under investigation for mortgage fraud. Not so much promotion of initiative. He was hosting a campaign stop. And this is masquerading as a measure to save you from a publican power place, which is, you know, this is this is the way Newsom's book is written.
He's never shied away from putting his vain ambition ahead of the well-being of California residents and it was corrupt. Right now, Newsom and company are under investigation for campaign violations connected to that to that press conference, which that's never a good look, their hair gel. Now in California, what we're being told, of course, is that some of the some of the, conservatives there are worrying because Newsom has won every one of his elections he's ever run-in. You know, he starting with his bid for San Francisco Board of Supervisors, he'd been the mayor of San Francisco, lieutenant general, now or lieutenant general, lieutenant governor, now he's the governor. He survived adultery scandals and corruption charges and rampant incompetence and five recall attempts, including one that successfully made it to the ballot in 2021.
And California conservatives, well, I I think what they should do, first things first, is just relax for a minute becau ...