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There’s never a bad time to delve into the rich and chilling history of vampyres, amirite? Join your hosts Ellsworth and Big Spoon to explore what's lurking in the Dirtstar: ancient folklore and mythology from different cultures that gave birth to the concept of vampyres! Weird… what’s that doing in there?

Together, Ellie and Riley trace the evolution of these blood thirsty ghouls across time and geography, covering their humble beginnings, ‘brethren’ from various cultures, and a taste of some very important figures in vampyre lore such as Elizabeth Bathory and Vlad the Impaler, aka Dracula. We also discuss the modern interpretation of vampyres, examining their transformation from feared creatures of the night into romantic and tragic figures in pop culture. Fun!

Have no fear Dirtlings, we also cover enough ground rules regarding vampyre safety to get you from cradle to coffin without getting bitten like, even once if you’re careful. Ellie also gives us the most vile Would You Rather? to ponder. Yes, your answer will be wrong and nobody wins here, but we love a good challenge. 

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Note: No vampyres or sandwiches were harmed during the making of this jewelry. If you know, you know.

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Dirtlings, whether you believe in them or not, we’re pretty sure all of us have cringed just a smidge when stepping on a crack or ‘accidentally’ smashing a mirror to smithereens. Join your hosts Ellsworth and Big Spoon as we travel to the southernmost regions of the Dirtstar to discuss some curious superstitions!

Riley will take ya’ll on a trip to the deep south to learn about modern traditions influenced by superstitions and lore from cultures around the world (there’s an interesting undertone of the color blue in these parts).

Ellie pulls us through the looking glass for a glimpse into the ancient history behind the mysticism and mythos of mirrors, as well as the very long line of cultures and people that gave our reflections so much power. Ellie also tells us a hair-raising story submission from a Dirtling who had some very timely paranormal events happen to them after delving into esoteric writings such as Chaos Magick, the works of Aleister Crowley (Thelema) and more. You’re going to want to hear this one, Dirtlings; it’s nightmare fuel!

To cap this spirit bottle off, we get a Terrible Ellsworth Would You Rather to ponder, sending us into a near existential crisis. Dirtlings, let us know what choice you would make and if you’d bring a fellow Dirtling along for the ride!

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This episode is sponsored by strangeadornments.com, and by our amazing Patrons Tasha, BJ, Brian and Brent.

Give Michelle a follow @strangeadornments and check out her uniquely empowering jewelry; all pieces are ethically sourced and made with the wearer in mind and at heart.

Note: No spirits were trapped in bottles to be sent down river in the making of this jewelry…

…but I can’t make any promises about spirits of the distilled variety; those are supposed to be buried at the cemetery, right?

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Dirtlings, we just can’t help ourselves: there’s one more topic we needed to sneak in for spooky season! The Devil’s Dirtstar is combining forces with Kinsey from The Good Old Days to uncover some truly intense and lesser known accounts of witch hunts and their subsequent trials throughout European History. Trust us when we tell you that the Salem Witch Trials were nearly a drop in the bucket in comparison! 

To follow up, and Big Spoon (Riley) will spill the witch’s brew on how selling magick in any form online is super hard nowadays unless you know the loopholes and Ellsworth (Ellie) will dive into some current and horrific stories of witchcraft related criminal investigations plaguing the modern day world. 

Oh, the good old days!

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Hey Dirtlings, Big Spoon here: I’m tellin’ you, go check out Kinsey and Ellie’s podcast The Good Old Days! It’s a hilarious journey into the past about all things absurd with the recommended dose of bizarre and is jam-packed with tales that are sure to leave you in stitches from the intriguing world of dark history!

You can find everything you could want and more from The Good Old Days here:

https://linktr.ee/ohthegod

Go on now, you know you want to!

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Happy Halloween, Dirtlings! 

In today’s episode, Ellsworth and Big Spoon are interviewing a very special guest: Christopher Byrne! Not only is he a Spiritual Minister and Advisor but also a Life Coach, Energy Healer and  Psychic Intuitive Medium. Chris is going to take us on the journey of learning about his extrasensory abilities, how being an intuitive has impacted his life along with hundreds of others worldwide (pretty sure it’s actually thousands at this point), how his abilities has and can help people struggling with their spiritual identity and handling grief, the tools used to get in touch with the proverbial Other Side or beyond and what it truly means to be absolute spirit magnet.

However you choose to celebrate this 2,000 year old tradition, whether it’s with lots of great candy (wrapped only, Dirtlings), delicious food, beautiful bonfire rituals, epic costumes, ceremonial robes or even just tried and true great company with some scary movies, we wish you all a very safe, spooky and Merry Samhain… Hey, what’s that behind you?!

Hahahaha, gotcha Dirtling!!!

Here’s where you can find Chris for some spicy therapy:

Chris Byrne Upheld Psychic

[email protected]

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Note: Ouija boards were not used to open portals during the making of this jewelry…

Ellie and Riley already opened the portal as teenagers. Go ahead, ask us how that went.

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An extra long episode for our most precious friend's birthday (you know who you are!)

WARNING: 40 YEARS WORTH OF SPOILERS AHEAD

Dirtlings, sometimes best laid plans go off the rails and down a mine shaft. Our chill and spooky After Hours episode turned into a deep dive of the Halloween movie franchise! Follow your hosts Ellsworth and Big Spoon headfirst down the Dirtstar to learn about one of the scariest horror villains of all time: Michael Myers.

Riley is going to cover the ‘machete cut’ version of the movie timeline spanning a horrifying forty years of stabbery and unlucky babysitters while Ellie clocks every wild plot hole (despite confusing Jason Voorhees for Michael Myers), yet we still somehow make sense of it all in the end. She also has some stellar Halloween jokes for you to share with other fellow Dirtlings at a party of your choosing, some epic movies and series you NEED to check out during spooky season and of course, Ellie tops off the episode with a terrible Ellsworth Would You Rather.

Don’t worry Dirtlings, we promise to cover hair-raising urban legends in an ACTUAL After Hours!

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This episode is sponsored by strangeadornments.com, and by our amazing Patrons Tasha, BJ, and Brian.

Give Michelle a follow @strangeadornments and check out her uniquely empowering jewelry; all pieces are ethically sourced and made with the wearer in mind and at heart.

Note: no babysitters were harmed in the making of this jewelry…

I need a verbal ‘yes’ on that one, Michelle. Thanks in advance.

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WARNING: LISTENER AND VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED. WE ARE COVERING TOPICS THAT MAY OR MAY NOT CAUSE PHYSICAL REACTIONS OR MANIFESTATIONS. THE MIND IS A POWERFUL THING BUT SO ARE THESE DOLLS (ALLEGEDLY).

Dirtlings, for this episode we both took one for the team. Join your hosts Ellsworth and Big Spoon far inside the Dirtstar and dip your toes into the world of HAUNTED DOLLS. Yup, that's right: Riley braved researching PERGER DA DERL to learn how one of the spirits inhabiting her tries to torment not only the owner, but also anyone viewing Pegs from their computer screen. She’ll also tell you how to snag a meet and greet with this haunted doll who now resides with none other than Zak Bagans at The Haunted Museum in Downtown Las Vegas.

Ellsworth doubles down on why dolls can be absolutely horrifying by diving into the history of America’s most beloved haunted doll, Annabelle, who is the real life scary-as-hell Raggedy Ann Doll from The Conjuring Universe. Ellie will detail the dangerous escalation of Annabelle starting with what seems like odd but harmless mischief, to traumatizing ordeals and eventually the death of someone who dared to mock her at Ed and Lorraine Warren’s Occult Museum in Monroe Connecticut. Don’t worry about their museum being closed to the public; Ellie will tell you how to hunt down Annebelle thanks to Ed and Lorraine’s son in law Tony Spera who takes her to paranormal conventions. Yes, Dirtlings. There’s definitely going to be a waiver for you to sign.

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This episode is sponsored by strangeadornments.com

Give Michelle a follow @strangeadornments and check out her uniquely empowering jewelry; all pieces are ethically sourced and made with the wearer in mind and at heart.

Note: no dolls or paranormal investigators were harmed in the making of this jewelry…

…supposedly.

Reminder: We're hobbyists, not experts. Please approach the content of this episode with that in mind, we encourage you to do your own research. Remember, facts and statistics can be misinterpreted or misused. If you're an expert on a topic we cover, we welcome additional information or corrections via our contact form on our website. Happy listening!

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It’s spooky season Dirtlings and you want to know what is way more scary than monsters? 

Germs, Dirtlings. The answer is germs.

Join Ellsworth and Big Spoon as we head into the Dirtstar to learn about pathogens that can cause severe illness in some and death in others! Ellie will teach us about Ignaz Sammelweis, a Hungarian physician who suspected that bacteria from autopsies was being spread to mothers about to hatch a baby or two by their doctors (ya know, the ones also messing around in the corpses) and his troublesome journey to being believed by his peers, mental health struggles and his untimely demise caused by the very thing he was trying to prove.

Riley will teach us about Mary Mallon, aka “Typhoid Mary”, a perfect example of how lacking good hand hygiene can kill your bosses family and your co-workers (don’t get any ideas, now). Riley will also discuss in depth why Mary was set up for failure; being a poor Irish immigrant simply trying to stay above the poverty line, forced isolation and lots of mentions about handmade peach ice cream.

And remember Dirtlings: Stay Dirty but wash your hands, ya filthy animals.

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Give Michelle a follow @strangeadornments and check out her uniquely empowering jewelry; all pieces are ethically sourced and made with the wearer in mind and at heart…

NOTE: no peach ice cream or mothers were harmed in the making of this jewelry, I guess?

Reminder: We're hobbyists, not experts. Please approach the content of this episode with that in mind, we encourage you to do your own research. Remember, facts and statistics can be misinterpreted or misused. If you're an expert on a topic we cover, we welcome additional information or corrections via our contact form on our website. Happy listening!

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Greetings Dirtlings. Today’s episode is a serious one: Ellsworth is going to teach us about Directed Energy Weapons and a theory going around social media that such weapons are what started the fires in Maui on August 8th, 2023. There are other theories as to the origin of the fires and we will dive into several of them, along with what we believe led up to the devastation which may have been decades in the making. Big Spoon will give us a rundown of events that occurred on the island of Maui in Olinda, Kula and Lahaina and give a list of resources to those needing or wanting to help in any way that they can.

Don’t worry, we will still end on a classic Ellsworth Would You Rather to take your mind off of lasers, climate change, unethical tourism and severe drought. This episode was recorded on September 2nd, please advise some information is dated. As always, do your own research!

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RESOURCES:

EMERGENCY HOUSING: 1-800-733-2767 (1-800-RED-CROSS)

FIND LOVED ONES: 1-800 RED CROSS (1-800-733-2767) and select Option 4. Follow the voice prompts for "Hawaii Wildfires." 

FOR COUNSELING AND SUPPORT: DISASTER DISTRESS HOTLINE at 1-800-985-5990

HOW YOU CAN HELP: 1-800-RED CROSS (800-733-2767), or text the word HAWAII to 90999 to make a $10 donation. A link to the form is down below.

https://www.redcross.org/content/dam/redcross/donations/2019_Updated%20IRF%20Form_v1_FINAL_RSG00000MCDF.PDF

mauifoodbank.org/

civilbeat.org/2023/09/help-maui-fire-victims-heres-how-you-can-donate/

https://www.redcross.org/get-help.html

redcross.org/about-us/news-and-events/news/2023/red-cross-helps-after-wildfire-and-hurricane.html

charity.ehawaii.gov/charity/search.html

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Reminder: We're hobbyists, not experts. Please approach the content of this episode with that in mind, we encourage you to do your own research. Remember, facts and statistics can be misinterpreted or misused. If you're an expert on a topic we cover, we welcome additional information or corrections via our contact form on our website. Happy listening!

Re-released on September 6th!! No, we didn’t just release a new episode, Ellsworth just accidentally republished an old one.. We let her out of her cage for two seconds and this is what happens. Don’t worry, we’re getting a better padlock.

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It's story time Dirtlings! Today, Big Spoon is going to tell you three epic tales of vengeance in Japan: the Soga Brothers, the Igagoe Vendetta at Iga Pass and to top it all off the Akō Vendetta aka the tale of the 47 Ronin. After story time, our cine-file friend Ellsworth will discuss how the tale of the 47 Ronin completely took over Japanese theater just days after the vendetta was over. Known as Chushingura, the tale lives on through Japanese classical theater such as Kabuki, Bunraku (puppeteering at its finest), period dramas and hell, the story has even been retold on the big screen with a legendary man that the internet just won't leave alone, Keanu Reeves. Note: Big Spoon can't pronounce the letter 'r' in Japanese but Ellsworth totally slays in this episode! 

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That’s right Dirtlings, we’re rewinding time all the way back to the hot mess that caused everyone except Noah and his Ark to be wiped off the face of the Earth! Join Ellsworth and Big Spoon as we fall from grace down the Dirtstar, discovering how two hundred rebellious angels became the catalyst for the Great Flood. We’ll discuss several key Watchers who decided chillin' with mortals and gifting them forbidden knowledge sounded way cooler than their actual jobs, the awesome secrets bestowed unto humanity that we totally still use today, angel-human hybrid babies called the Nephilim and of course the one angel who ended up being the scapegoat, taking all of the blame for such abominable angel behavior: AZAZEL! (see Episode 1: Azazel to learn more about this desert dwelling demon).

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Give Michelle a follow @strangeadornments and check out her uniquely empowering jewelry; all pieces are ethically sourced and made with the wearer in mind and at heart. No Nephilim were harmed in the making of this episode… Psst, Michelle! Let us know if you find any of their bones!

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