Hello, hello, it's good to be back, it's good to be back. Yes we were away, did you fucking miss us or what?

Free inside this episode: A cut-out-and-keep guide to smashing a pastie.

Earthquakes, jazz notes, petrol shortages & politick-tick-tick-BANG!

Strange TimesWhat sound does your penis make? This and other important questions are tackled in this thrilling show.

Our walking pharmacy Davian is trying new BLANK, Dom has a BLANK and Kat thinks that BLANK is a BLANK.

Kat is AWOL so Davian and Dom discuss books, The Matrix and poo.

In this festival of audio cheese we discuss lockdown blues, guilty pleasures & insurance bastards.

In this week's audio mess, Davian's still on the meds & is still annoyed with ebay idiots. Oh yes, there's also arguments concerning eggs & Bon Jovi.

We're missing Dom this week so Davian took extra medication to make up for it. We talk fatherhood, masks, tables, guitars, hospital & your wonderful letters.

On the return from the far side of crazy, the boys are back. Hospital medication withdrawal, eBay twats, karaoke, Kurzgesagt, Nat's What I Reckon, mental health. All these things (plus more) are tackled with varying degrees of inexpertise.