In this festival of aural detritus our plucky heroes discuss football, porn, drugs, age generations and bacon.

This week's show notes are in quarantine due to having Coronavirus. What's the first thing that comes to your mind? Use that instead.

Here we go with another episode of irreverent chat and opinion. We also invent a new TV show!

Sexy antics a-go-go in this episode... You'd best put on your special pants for this 'un.

This podcast's got it all... Words spoken from mouths into microphones. Check it out, it's the new thing, seriously!

Drugs, guitar solos, motorbikes, coronavirus, swearing on the radio & ideas for a new podcast.

More social, satirical and sweary commentary from three grown men who really should know better.

Our unlikely heroes discuss death, books, slavery, sex, lockdown, sandwiches & cheese. Anything else you hear is an illusion.

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Unfortunately the temperature in the UK has melted the show notes. I think we talked about stuff and Mumsnet.