We decide to write a Hollywood blockbuster movie but end up arguing over what makes a good roast dinner

We indulge in some gammon baiting and also discuss weight loss, claw hammers, food made from air and a quick round of our internet improv sensation 'Rubber Bollocks'

We lost the show notes for this episode so er, blah blah blah, download and enjoy. Fuck.

In this week's dose of barrel scraping we tackle the mid-life crisis, parenting on the cheap, lying bastard politicians, Bollywood special effects and other balls-pizzle.

This week's episode is a limited edition scratch & sniff episode. Go on, have a go, you know you want to...

Dom interupts his evening drinking at the local karaoke bar to call Davian and set the world to rights.

Hamsters, vaginas, po-tay-toe, po-tar-toe, let's call the whole thing off!

Kat's away having a jolly nice time somewhere so Davian and Dom have a quick catchup to discuss sobriety, the post office, vaping, spice, speed dating and of course, your letters.

Dom's in America, Kat's still drunk from the previous night and Davian forgets how to read. Buckle yourselves in, it's a right bleedin' mess this one...

In this think-tank of drug and booze-soaked opinions we get rather cross with the state of politics in England... Then Gatford turned up and we all smiled, albeit for a short while. We also have an argument about libraries, for some reason.