Like Baldo the clown let’s put our fat, white glove on the shoulder of this episode and offer it a balloon.

Join us or we’re gonna eat all the candy and we’re gonna get fat! It's very unhealthy to leave us alone with this episode.

All the way from sunny California, the latest passenger on our curiosity voyage is Stranger Things 2!

Like a Thesselhyrda before us, let’s fireball this son of a bitch.

Like a slut with a heart of gold, let’s care about other people…. and this episode

Like Elle in the woods with four boxes of Eggos, let’s eat four entire boxes of Eggos and talk about this episode!

Like Jennifer Hayes crying at our funeral, just wait until we tell you about this episode!

Dial into your Health Kit Ham Shack and let’s go ham on this episode!

Unlike a wastoid in a world of mouth-breathers and knuckleheads, let’s tell the truth about this episode.

Like our family locked up in the nut house in Kerly County, let’s escape into this episode!