We were all screaming at our TVs on New Year’s Eve — because that is how Stranger Things ended?! Apparently “being gay” saves the universe now (I wish I were kidding), and the Duffer Brothers handed one of the greatest shows of all time the most painfully lazy, woke Hollywood wrap-up imaginable.

But today, January 7th, 2026, the internet is convinced something bigger is happening: Conformity Gate — the theory that the finale we watched wasn’t the real ending at all, and that Netflix is about to drop a secret alternate episode. Fans are digging up wild clues: Netflix bios, clock hands set to 1:07, “secret ending” searches linking to Stranger Things, fake-ending references, meta interviews, and more.

Do I think it’s real? Probably not. But the coincidences are starting to stack up — and what’s even more interesting is why people are so desperate for it to be true: we’re exhausted by bad writing, hungry for intellectual challenge, and sick of beloved franchises getting the “go woke, go broke” treatment.

And before we go, we have to talk about the funniest new meme format of 2026: Marco Rubio being appointed to run literally everything. You’re welcome.

Ep. 75

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