Ciara Miller is a private person but when she opens up she isn't afraid to be candid with her confessions. Ciara explains she was raised to be mindful of her race and how she's perceived on and off screen considering she's dated interracially on Summer House. Her Hunter Harris article is top tier.

West Wilson looks miserable with Amanda Batula. I have yet to see this man's appeal. Amanda is willing to spend all her time out drinking with West but she didn't want to party with Kyle. She's so cowardly for staying with Kyle and she's so dumb for thinking sleeping with West won't ruin her life forever. Raquel is the blueprint. Her public facing career is over. Amanda and West are THE WORST.

Lamar Odom's team put a great documentary together. I was living for all of the old footage of Kobe Bryant. Khloe Kardashian is also the main reason why I watched it in the first place. Khloe is upset with Lamar because he really is a horrible person. She says he's slandering her when she didn't even have to appear in his doc in the first place. I hate that Lamar still hurts Khloe. He is a disgusting person.

I also talk about Taylor Frankie Paul and Scamanda/ Westmandoval. I wouldn't be watching Summer House without the West and Amanda and Ciara scandal. Now I'm locked TF in!

Justin Bieber doesn't care about putting on a good Coachella performance. He rather be in the crowd shirtless and dancing while high on God only knows what. This year he took the stage for a trash performance of epic proportions.

Before I get into Justin, I talk about Scamanda and Alex Cooper's clapback to Alix Earle. This may be a great week for pop culture gossip!

There is no way that West Wilson will marry Amanda Batula. First of all, she's mid. Second, he's a serial cheater and a clout chaser, allegedly. Amanda has the man she deserves, but there is no universe in which West will wife Amanda. Does Ciara think they have a future? She says that they should get married. I know that won't happen but I love that Ciara wants the worst for Amanda - the worst being West.

Marciano Brunette said that he had sex with Jessi Draper. A lie detector test proved that isn't true. Jessi was devastated, so why is she hanging out with Marciano and posting teaser videos on her social media? I hope Jordan and Demi are seething, but Marciano is NOT boyfriend material.

Kyle Cooke says he would return to film Summer House next season, but he also slams West Wilson for dating multiple women and betraying their friendship. Meanwhile we have details on how Ciara Miller found out her best friend is having sex with her ex-boyfriend. This is entertaining, but incredibly tragic.

Amanda Batula spent 10 years with Kyle Cooke. You think she would take her own advice and date around and have fun. Instead she's rebounding with her best friend's ex boyfriend, West Wilson. Amanda is now hated as much as Raquel Leviss was during Scandoval, and after. We hate to see male centered women lose it all for men who won't make good partners, but we see it all of the time. It's weird and this relationship has a very short shelf life.

Jessi Draper of the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives' second failed marriage is a cautionary tale - don't marry someone within months of dating them! Poor Jessi has gone through so much with football face Jordan, but she's going to win big going forward. Seriously. Watch this space.

Chappell Roan wants to be left alone in America, in Paris, in Brazil... She doesn't understand that paparazzi will take her photos when she's AT FASHION WEEK and that she shouldn't be in public spaces if she doesn't want to garner attention. Why doesn't she wear a disguise? Why is she insufferable? Her music isn't even good anymore. Sigh.