Jax Taylor texts Brittany Cartwright insults, while in rehab, because he's upset that he isn't filming The Valley. Kristen Doute loses her mind because she got her ovulation dates wrong and she really wants a baby. Jesse Lally is having a rough transition into single life. I actually liked Janet in this episode. That was a one and done situation for me.

Michelle Lally has an epic meltdown and she tries to vote her estranged husband Jesse Lally out of the house that he rented. Kristen isn't having it at all, God bless her. Jesse is bitter and upset with Michelle for leaving him, so he says that she's sleeping with a billionaire for money. This is cinema y'all.

Jax Taylor's cocaine addiction and alleged domestic violanece has ruined The Valley. Season 1 of the series was fun, season 2 has been disturbing. We also deal with Jesse Lally finding out that his girlfriend cheated on him, according to Scheana Shay. But that's not all, we meet Zach's boyfriend Benji.

Shannon Sharpe decided to start having sex with a 19 year-old OnlyFans girl. They're sex tape leaked then she sued him, alleging that he r*aped her two times. Shannon offered her $10 million and she turned him down. I can't feel sorry for him. He's disgusting.

YouTube series and viral social media sensation, "Pop the Balloon or Find Love" was sold to Netflix. Everyone was excited about it and then we discovered that the Netflix version removes everything that was so great about the show - authenticity. Arlette Amuli, the creator and host of the show, made a post on Instagram that addressed the hate the show is illiciting among longtime fans of her beloved show. It's a shame. I couldn't even make my way past the first episode. It's that bad. https://www.tiktok.com/@campbellhuntpuckett/video/7490699697867246878

The Valley season 2 has Aaron Nosley, Michelle Lally's tall boyfriend is on the show. Jesse Lally wants to move to Orange County to spite Michelle, Jax gets upset Brittany Cartwright was sexting his friend Julian... The Valley season 2 is going to be incredible TV but I feel like there's too much fighting and dysfunction. I'm so stunned that Nia Sanchez wants a fourth baby (and is currently pregnant). I want the show to bring the LOLs but we're watching marriages fall apart and people fighting for custody. We need more gay men on this show!

Talia Spencer makes it clearr, during her 60 Minutes interview, that she's team Justin Baldoni. Talia says Blake Lively's allegations don't match with the behavior or interactions she witnessed on the set of It Ends With Us.

Harvey Weinstein says Black Lively edited content that she shared with the NY Times and he's Team Justsin Baldoni.

Barack Obama had no idea that saying he's still trying to repair his marriage post presidency would make everyone think that he and Michelle are getting divorced. I also mention Meghan Markle in this episode. Megan needs better PR.

Chappell Roan spoke the truth but her fans didn't like it, or her haters - I can't tell which. Having multiple children younger than 5 years old is a prison if you don't have a nanny. Point. Blank. Period.