Streaming Without A Paddle

This week Andrew and Ted sit down to discuss the HBO Max presentation of "They Will Kill You", starring Zazie Beetz and co-starring Patricia Arquette and Heather Graham. Asia (Beetz) is looking for her little sister after being incarcerated for the last ten years in this "Kill Bill" style horror / thriller / action feature. After being incarcerated for ten years Asia's search leads her to a hotel where Asia has tracked her little sister, Maria (Myha'la), down. The hotel turns out to be a portal to the underworld where there are never any quest only staff members that become sacrifices to Satan. Tune into find out what Andrew and Ted thought of "They Will Kill You".

This week Andrew and Ted curled up on the couch with a fluffy blanket, a bowl of fresh popcorn and watched the Netflix Rom/Com "Office Romance" starring Jennifer Lopez and Brett Goldstein. Air Cruz CEO Jackie Cruz (Lopez) is due for a deposition and when company lead attorney Peter Vance (Bradley Whitfield) is taken out by a burrito, second seat attorney Daniel Blanchflower (Goldstein) assumes the first chair during the deposition and from this first meeting there is an instant attraction. Find out what Andrew and Ted thought of "Office Romance" in this episode of the soon to be Award Winning podcast "Streaming Without A Paddle".

This week on the show, Andrew and Ted discuss the Netflix animated original "SWAPPED", starring Ollie (V/O by Michael B. Jordan), Ivy (V/O by Juno Temple) and an appearance by Boogie (V/O by Tracy Morgan). After Ollie, a chipmunk type creature, introduces their primary food source to the birds, a Parrot / Mockingbird type bird, Ollie and his species realize that their days are limited due to a lack of food. Ollie tries to right the wrong. In the process Ollie discovers the magical pods that allow you to become other creatures. Ollie transforms himself into one of these birds in an attempt to get them to quit eating their food. Along the way he befriends one of these birds and through the magic pods they switch bodies. The objective becomes clouded when the two of them encounter the "fire wolves" and become the hunted themselves. Tune into the show to find out what Andrew and Ted thought of "SWAPPED".

This week Andrew and Ted discuss the Netflix original Comedy / Romance feature "Ladies First", starring Sacha Baron Cohen and Rosamund Pike. Damien (Cohen) is an advertising executive left to think quick on his feet when one of their biggest clients is considering pulling their business because they just didn't think that the male only executives at the ad agency could come up with a campaign that targets women. Damien says that's not true because they just appointed a woman as "Creative Director", which they had not. When faced with this announcement Damien calls the office and randomly promotes Alex (Pike) to the position as merely a facade. A bump on the head leaves Damien believing that roles within not only the agency but his sphere have him believing that women now rule the world and his office. Alex and Damien have literally reversed roles at the agency and Damien searches for a way to return his world back to what it was before he bumped his head. Along the way Damien learns what its like to be woman in the workplace.

This week Andrew and Ted discuss the Disney + / Marvel original. Made as a possible "final" movie to the series, Frank Castle (Jon Bernthal) makes an attempt to permanently leave his bloody past behind but is dragged back into when a contract is put on his head by the mob boss wife widow Ma Gnucci (Judith Light). Tune into find out what Andrew and Ted thought about this mini-feature (50 minutes in length) and how many people Frank Castle kills within a 20 minute time span.

This week Andrew and Ted sit down to discuss this "family style / heart warming" drama, starring Sally Field and Lewis Pullman. Tova (Field) is not only a widow but has also lost her only child. She works part time at the local aquarium after hours cleaning. Cameron (Pullman) and Tova's paths cross when he pulls into town searching for his father, who was never in his life, after his mother, who barely raised him herself, dies. When his van breaks down Cameron, who has not a penny to his name, seeks work to pay for the repairs. Tova has an accident that puts her on the injured reserve list and Cameron fills in for her at the aquarium. The two bond and share their life stories along the way, which in their special way to each their friendship becomes therapy. Tune into the show to find out what Andrew and Ted thought about "Remarkably Bright Creatures".

This week Andrew and Ted come together to discuss the Netflix original suspense / thriller feature film "APEX", starring Charlize Theron and Taron Egerton. Outdoor enthusiast / extreme sportist Sasha (Theron) heads out for a little white water kayaking to clear her head as she morns the loss of her boyfriend that died during one of their mountain climbing adventures. Her moment for "clarity" takes on rough waters when she becomes serial killer / cannibal Ben (Egerton) prey in a game of cat and mouse as he seeks to make her his next victim. Tune into the show to find out what Andrew and Ted thought about this movie.

This week Andrew and Ted pretended to be FEMA personnel and assessed the natural disaster shark infested thriller from Netflix ... "THRASH"! Tune in to find out if this feature deserves disaster relief or it's claim is denied by the guys.

This week on the show Andrew and Ted discuss the Prime Video original "BALLSUP", starring Mark Wahlberg and Paul Walter Hauser. Prophylactic designer Elijah (Hauser) and the company's top salesman Brad (Wahlberg) team up to sell the Brazilian World Cup honchos on making their new condom the "official" condom of the World Cup. While in attendance at the World Cup, a drunk Elijah takes the fact that they lost the contract after they secured it personally when he thinks the competition mascot is mocking him during the game and subsequently charges the mascot on the pitch. Brad follows in an attempt to stop Elijah only to stop the game tying point from the Brazilian team, leaving Argentina the victor. Arrested and subsequently released the duo find themselves to be hunted by all of Brazil and ultimately end up in the compound of the countries leading drug cartel leader. Tune into find out what Andrew and Ted thought of this action / comedy.

This week Andrew and Ted discuss the Apple TV Keanu Reeves (Reef) / Jonah Hill (Ira) original "OUTCOME". Reef is a two-time Oscar winning actor who has taken the last five years of his life off to battle his drug addiction. Clean and sober it's time to return to his craft only to be plagued by the treat of the release of a video. Ira his attorney / manager is on the case to track down those in possession and to negotiate the purchase of said video. Supported by his life-long friends Kyle (Cameron Diaz) and Xander (Matt Bomer) Reef embarks on an apology tour in an effort to flush out the blackmailer. Tune into find out what Andrew and Ted thought of this feature.