The gals take on England to celebrate Lora's 50th birthday!

In this episode we interview Cam “The Red Wizard” Clark

In this episode Maelyn and Lora initiate listeners into the world of Soft Mama. Not to be confused with a “Good-Sized Gal,” Soft Mamas frequently find themselves in situations where they’re victim to their own juvenile offspring. “He’s hitting me!” “She refused to nap after she turned one!” “Go ahead and pee in your pull-up” Soft Mama wearily says to the wee one whilst out running errands. Errands that are so important that mama can’t be bothered to build in “structure.”

A note: yes, we are aware of innumerable situations wherein some might be offended by this term and the manifestations of the syndrome. Your child and situation are special. We promise. These rules don’t apply to you and your sweet angel.

Editing by www.eastcoaststudio.ca

In this episode Maelyn does a hair-vention on Lora and they discuss several of their favorite self-nurture topics including: the care and maintenance of their coiffures, their favorite massage in Austin, Texas and the secret sacred menu at Torchy's Tacos.

Maelyn and Lora talk about the serendipitous meeting that brought them together nearly thirty years ago!  You'll meet the infamous pizza-snarfing Mona, learn about Tim and "the letter" and find out what, exactly, Maelyn did to make Mike want to put her on an airplane back to Utah.

Welcome to the podcast. You just found your new best girlfriends. Stretchy Pants and Straight Talk.