Hey gang! The SSP is here to liven up your quarantine (or corn teen as some people say)! We're here with another fun filled episode! This week we are talking all about two more classic Spongebob episodes! 

First of all we tackle Just One Bite, a beloved episode to any true Spongebob fan. Of course this episode tells the tale of Squidward's first (and perhaps last?) Krabby Patty of his whole life! If you haven't seen this one, do you even watch Spongebob?

Last but not least, is another absolute classic of the series, The Bully! We take things to Mrs. Puff's Boating School where there is a new student Flats the flounder! Of course, Spongebob would like nothing more than to befriend the new student but it doesn't go so well for him as the name "The Bully" implies. 

So sit back, relax, and let us kick your butt! Thanks gang! 

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The boys find themselves forced to partake in Social Distancing when they are lost in the woods with nothing but a magic conch shell, then we see what happens when Spring is sprung and Spongebob takes in a seahorse as a best friend. What better way is there to not go insane during a quarantine than listening to Zach and Alex talk Spongebob?

Season 3 opens up with Plankton using a new invention to switch lives with Mr. Krabs, just to know what it's like. After that we see Spongebob pretend to be a lifeguard with Larry; how could that possibly go wrong? Join us in starting the best season yet!

After their extended hiatus the boys are back to recap how Season 2 went as well as look forward to Season 3. This is your last chance to jump aboard the S.S. Striped Sweater before Season 3 is in full effect so join them in bringing in the new season!

In the Season 2 finale the boys link back up with Jeff and witness a workforce strike on the Krusty Krab followed by Sandy and Spongebob trying to rid Bikini Bottom of an Alaskan Bull Worm! This is the end of Season 2 and we will be back in some time with Season 3 so stay tuned!

Zach, Alex and our pal Louis take a ride into Bikini Bottom and they've brought their curse words with them! This week we tackle Sailor Mouth, a classic Spongebob story where the gang learns some new words that shouldn't be yelled publicly, but what to Spongebob and Patrick do? Yell them publicly! They learn all about bad words but have a hard time breaking the ol' swearing habit. What a classic, am I right? Secondly, we have a Squidward tale, where he embarks on his journey as an art teacher. His only pupil, Spongebob is already a much better artist than Squidward and so Squidward's teachings are a little "sketchy" if you will (a joke). Squid ends up selling a brilliant sculpture done by Spongebob but breaks it before the deal is done. Without going into too much detail, let's just say, hi jinks ensue! Thanks for listening! Please leave a rating and review if at all possible! Feel free to check out and support us on Patreon! patreon.com/stripedsweater 

Hey gang! We're back with two more slappin' and bangin' episodes of Spongebob! 

Today we explore the age old tale of a boy and his essay. Spongebob is assigned and 800 word essay about what not to do a stop light and let's just say he has a hard time staying focused. This one is surely a favorite of any classic Spongebob fans!

In I'm With Stupid we get to meet Patrick's parents for the very first time (or so we think.) Spongebob agrees to act stupid in front of Patrick's parents in order to get them to appreciate Patrick more. The plan works too well and things start going to people's heads. You don't want to miss out on this classic either! 

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Hey gang! Big apology ahead of time, the audio quality on this episode is not the best. Zach couldn't live without having his precious space heater turned on! Please berate him on social media! 

Otherwise, we are back again with two more classic Spongebob reviews! Graveyard Shift sees the Krusty Krab open all night! What kind of hi-jinks will Spongebob and Squidward find themselves in working together all night? Don't miss out!

And secondly we see Mr. Krabs and Mrs. Puff start a romance together in Krusty Love? Mr. Krabs cannot control his money when he is with Mrs. Puff and enlists Spongebob as his financial manager! What kind of kooky shenanigans will this lead to? Reminisce with us now! 

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