Listen in on the madness (it's all madness) as we choose the sexiest cocktail of. all. time. Insults and theorems abound, beware.

In this drizzly new ep, Isabel and Emma strut their lit major stuff by psychoanalyzing different cocktails, debating the relative hotness of a premixed hurricane, for example, versus a highly sippable, low-alc americano. Both hosts share bad (but, like, good for the plot?!?) first-date sippers and offer truly scientific, unsolicited advice on the sexiest (but, like, not in a pick-me way?!?) bevvy for all the soulmate-searching (or just good-time-seeking) bar-flockers out there. Because if you can’t judge a suitor by their drink order, then what’s a single glitzy guzzler to do?!?

In this citrus juicey episode, Emma and Isabel skip past the red and green and beige flags of yore (yawn) and strip down to share their newest invention: Nude Flags™. Much like nude makeup, Nude Flags™ are barely visible—UNTIL you realize they're covering up something...something…not good? Hear for yourself as they debate each others’ [surprisingly environmentally focused] Nude Flags™ and wonder, is this whole thing one big nude flag? (Cute of you to ask but no, the results are in and it’s a red one.) Either way, we hope you lap it up like a bowl of buttered spaghetti. 

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In this scandy-silky episode, Isabel and Emma ask each other personal questions like: what’s the sexiest fruit? And: What’s your largest dream? Plus, a return to a Stripped favorite temperature check: What’s your sex brand? (Spoiler: Isabel’s is NOT a dandelion, so Emma is totally wrong about that, and still sorry to have suggested such a, uh, plebeian flower, but also a flower at all). With all these ~revealing~ questions, your favorite and definitely-emotionally-sound co-hosts tackle their intimacy issues, LIVE, ON CAMERA (kinda).

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In this Brand Spanking New episode of Stripped (*applause*), cohosts Emma and Isabel ask the tough questions, like: Is shopping making us lonely? Is self-love narcissism in disguise? And, wait a minute, does everyone look better with bangs?! They’re not experts but they’ve got opinions, and they even cite studies (!) which they probably misinterpret but you can figure it out for yourself, links below. Needless to say, they’re off to a start so rockin’ the neighbors are going to complain.

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Additional Reading:

Why Self-Love Is Making Us Lonely | Time

How to Fall Out of Love With Yourself - The New York Times

Bidirectional Dynamics of Materialism and Loneliness: Not Just a Vicious Cycle

Narcissistic Personality Inventory Test

What do pumpkin eggnog, artichoke hearts, and fingerless men’s gloves have in common? So glad you asked! They’re ALL bizarre-o post-breakup purchases on the credit card bills of your favorite cohosts (specifically one cohost). In this ep, we talk dream wardrobes for dream breakups and yessir, it will make us undateable, but only like a 7 on a scale of 1 to 10. Which is why we turned to psychology to dissect the validity of retail therapy and why getting over someone can cost so many darned Benjamin$. Plus: advice on cleansing your room’s energy fields of pesky “sex ghosts” no Benjamin$ can buy. Music: "Magic" by Six Umbrellas; From the Free Music Archive; CC BY-SA 4.0

We gather ~salon style~ with some friends and couples to ask them what they wore when they met, how clothing influenced their attraction, and, uh, whether their sex brand is a velvet robe or more of a rumpled tee. Music: "Magic" by Six Umbrellas; From the Free Music Archive; CC BY-SA 4.0

This 15 minute meditation has everything from unbuttoned shirts to love poems to feet (if that’s your thing!). Take a moment to breathe with us, cycle through a grounding massage, and admire Isabel’s moody lighting and Emma’s greenhouse (that’s right, we made a video version of this pod, too!). We love you. Music: "Magic" by Six Umbrellas; From the Free Music Archive; CC BY-SA 4.0

What’s the difference between a kink and a complex? And where does a distaste for being on top fit in?? Is a dealbreaker necessarily something you should run away from??? Are YOU a Bond Girl???? To answer these questions, we present to you, Sex Brands Special Guest and Known Sage...Ron! Back by popular demand! (Kidding) **this episode is not brought to you by White Claw, watermelon edition**