**TRUE PILOT EPISODE ALERT**

The boys have finally figured out how to sound better on a podcast after multiple attempts. Ignore the other episodes (but don't really) and take this one as our first proper episode.

Topics of discussion today:

• Glooping (and what it really means)

Plus other dribble!

The much anticipated 4th episode from your favourite podcasters who are named Troy and Jay!

On this episode:-

- More issues with sound (Sorry guyz)

- Top 5 Porn Searches

- Pizza Hut is on Zippay

- Vegans

- Another Troy we know (...) is getting old.

- Why don't we bet on Human Races?

- Troy is a Kancho

- Phony of the Week

Your bois talk more BS:

- Jay's Homework (Glooping and Wiping Left Handed)

- Scissor thoughts (People having sex)

- Our Friend's wedding...with no D-floor!

- What's the best item on the menu at KFC

- Jay is a Lactose Intolerance Survivor

- New Segment...Phony of the Week

AND MORE!

Our first publishable episode, but still calling it Episode #2.

- Left Handed Asswipes

- Sponsored by KKK and the Taliban

- Dog Food Poisoning

- Tomdoms

- Human Hunting (The Real Game)

- When Troy got caught by his mother