Stuck in this Purgatory

Join us for this weeks episode of the child impersonators trying to wreak havoc through the streets. Maybe Draculas kids are starting to take over the world or U.S. has finally allowed aliens to walk our streets?! Either way we will all be Stuck in This Purgatory.

Not convinced yet that these Black Eyed Kids aren’t alien-human hybrids or even the spawn of demons? Well this week we discuss another theory that my chill you to the bone! Zombie Children! Yes. We said it… the evil one is out to get us all so lock your doors and hide your kids because they may just turn into these little alien invaders!

Well we heard about one of the biggest encounters to tip off the obsession for alien hysteria. But now the question is, where are all these damn alien kids coming from? Have the aliens been able to spawn human hybrid children? Or are the spawn of the devil himself asking permission to enter your homes? Either way it’s not a good sight to see when everything is pitch black. Tune into this week’s episode as we talk about the Black Eyed Children.

Look towards the sky on this episode! If you happen to see a bright light in the sky I can assure you it’s not the planet Jupiter. And if you do see the bright light it’s probably a little to late for you. We hope you brought the lube because this week the boys are probing your minds with the story that fanaticized alien abduction. The Betty and Barney Hill experience.

Did you know a mongoose can talk?! Well no not really. However a tulpa can! Meet Gef. Yes… Jeff (with a G). This mischievous little rodent likes the company of humans and finds them most fascinating! If you provide shelter and food for Gef he may just even tell you all the hot goss around town! Join the boys this week as we discuss the haunting at Cashen’s Gap on the Isle of Man!

The boys went to the spirit world and they came back to tell you all about it! After visiting the Lumber Baron Inn the boys at Purgatory have quite the experience to share with you! Listen on this weeks episode as we introduce Tulpa’s as well as give you their first hand experience at the haunted, Lumber Baron Inn!

The boys start the year off back in their home town for a nice spooky little haunt. To set the mood, a beautiful hilltop mansion sits in the Highlands of Denver. Built by the Lumber Baron himself in the 1890’s this mansion becomes the host for several ghoulish haunts. Featured on the Netflix series, “28 Days Haunted”, the boys do a little research on the history of this current Bed and Breakfast before they go and personally investigate this Mansion for themselves! Stay tuned for their findings and explanations on next weeks episode!

Ever wonder what really happens if you’re on the naughty list? If you’re lucky you’ll get a lump of coal. But for the really naughty folks you may just get a visit from one of these fantastic Christmas legends that span across Europe. Each region having a devious counterpart to jolly Ol’ St. Nick that’ll keep you and your children in line come the holiday season. Join the boys this week as we move beyond Krampus and explore even more folklore creatures that will make you wonder, have you been naughty or have you been nice?

Better watch out if you’re roaming the streets by yourself. The Crimps are out and looking to Shanghai you into the deep in Portland, Oregon. A city built under a city created for nothing but evil deeds and cover from the Government. Many sad soul’s still wander these tunnels at night and make themselves known in the store fronts above that still lead to these haunted underground ruins.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! And what a way to celebrate by having some fun and laughs together. Now the real question is… do YOU know the muffin man? Legend says there is a different story to the delicious folk song that most people haven’t heard. Come find out if the Muffin Man of Drury Lane was just an innocent baker or a mass murderer.