Studio Senseless

Cheating Footballers, Microwave Trivia & Battery Storage: Sheep who respond to Alexa commands, how fast do microwave cookers rotate and a rant about cheating footballers. Plus, a goldfish called Patrick and a conversation with Tom Daly about battery storage. Featuring “Tarot Card Bingo” with Velma Clair and this week’s edition of “Underwhelming” with Toby & Ellie. Written and presented by Brian Luff. Produced by Brian Luff & Georgina Sowerby. Hand-crafted by the Production Village for Studio Senseless.

Amazon Prime Rage, Subbuteo & Horoscopes: A self-satisfied teapot, a man who tried to copyright the moon, and a rant about Amazon Prime. Plus, your Luff Actually Horoscopes, a man who waves at passing clouds, and an “astronaut-librarian” fancy dress costume. Featuring Gus the Sofa, Vicky the Quiz Queen and “The Guy Who Talks About Subbuteo”. Written and presented by Brian Luff. Produced by Brian Luff & Georgina Sowerby. Hand-crafted by the Production Village for Studio Senseless.

What did bed bugs do before beds were invented? Plus, a fat cat falls off a balcony, an albino panda hides in the snow and Thesaurus Walrus lodges a complaint. Also, Georgina discovers a very scientific way to pour coffee and Brian wants to know how medieval hedgehogs picked up pieces of pineapple.

Brian & Georgina dress up as the Pet Shop Boys for this special bumper edition of their podcast. Among other things the show features Copenhagen’s most amazing chair, bees attacking a shoe shop, and a newsreader on a very small balcony. Plus, is blancmange really made of chicken? Also, a sink hole in the sofa, and what noise does a trumpet make if you can’t play the trumpet?

How to swallow a planet. Plus, Norway erects a statue to a dead walrus, cows with cats on their backs, and dolphins learn how to play keyboards. Also, a naked bike ride in Philadelphia, and Georgina makes a sound like a baby crocodile. To listen to this podcast ad-free, go to patreon.com/studiosenseless and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.

Can a cat adjust a thermostat? Plus, cruelty-free holy oil and is it good for you to sniff someone else’s sweat? Also, Brian remembers a night in a treehouse, and Georgina wonders how tiny a tiny dog should be. 

The re-wiggling of rivers. Plus, a tortoise with a massive sex drive, a battery you can eat, and 3 humpback whales visit a health spa. Also, Luff has a problem with his Bluetooth, and the first appearance on the show of a brand new cast member called Factoid Android. 

The complicated politics of ant pollination. Plus,  Puffin Arrival Day, Monty Don plants a hazelnut, an update on Murphy the bald eagle, and should you borrow someone else’s dog? Also, Country Village News from deepest Dorset and why Luff can’t find the lid of his coleslaw.